Endless Ends

[Apisto42]

I've been considering an inversion table for forever.

A friend just purchased one. I think I'm in love.

I’m too lazy to look this up. Please describe. Send pics.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

confession — the first time i used a bidet i was in my 20s — i had to consult my BF at the time re: which direction do i sit?

facing the wall made sense to me, yet i learned that positioning is incorrect.
allegedly.

I had a friend whose family won multiple millions in the lottery when we were in HS. They bought a big mansion in Beverly Hills. He was showing us around and we asked about the bidet in the gigantic guest bathroom (because it was the 90’s and we were dipshit teenagers who had no idea what it was). I shit you not, he leaned over it trying to figure out what it did and shot himself right in the face.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen to this day.

Shit I hope he doesn’t read this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been considering an inversion table for forever.

A friend just purchased one. I think I'm in love.

They rule! Who knew the line between medieval torture device and heaven was so thin?

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m too lazy to look this up. Please describe. Send pics.

Like this. Of course they go up in price.

 

[Endless_Night]

They rule! Who knew the line between medieval torture device and heaven was so thin?

Omgosh! It hurts soooooo good.

Who knew having it feel like your spine is stretching out six inches would be such an amazing experience.

 

[investor2020]

Good heavens, Enny . . . a bidet . . . then an inversion table . . . gracious, soon you'll leave the city and move to the country to grow your own food . . . oh wait !! You've already done that ! Do you intend to make your own clothes next ? I think this is called civilization regression . . . is an outhouse yet on the list just to preserve water ? By any chance, do you have any Amish in your background ?

 

[Endless_Night]

I think this is called civilization regression . . . is an outhouse yet on the list just to preserve water ?

Well, no, but I have been considering hanging out clothes on a line.

I'm all about the regression.

You've already done that ! Do you intend to make your own clothes next ?

The, I can assure you, would be nothing but a comedy of errors.

 

[Apisto42]

Like this. Of course they go up in price.

Hmm. Needs hand restraints.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hmm. Needs hand restraints.

Oh! Oh!

That was naughty.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh! I can't believe I forgot. Yesterday was the most excellent news.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Oh! I can't believe I forgot. Yesterday was the most excellent news.

Do we get a hint?

 

[Endless_Night]

Do we get a hint?

You already know!!!

 

[Apisto42]

You already know!!!

Hrmp. Not all of us are so privileged.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Hrmp. Not all of us are so privileged.

 

[Endless_Night]

Hrmp. Not all of us are so privileged.

I had no idea you were willing to listen to prattle on about . . . . well, pretty much all kinds of random stuff.

 

[Apisto42]

I had no idea you were willing to listen to prattle on about . . . . well, pretty much all kinds of random stuff.

I mean, I’m on this thread right?

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, I’m on this thread right?

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

 

[Endless_Night]

Does anyone have a suggestion for a "clean" water-based lubricant?

Or all they all chemically clean? Or, what?

It's not what you think, pervs!!

 

[Endless_Night]

All right, you slackers! I worked it^ out by myself.

 

[investor2020]

Slackers ?? No, Enny, I think you just closed the door for responses by accusing your followers as "pervs" . . .

Either that or no one else knew what a "clean" water-based lubricant was . . . and were content to continue to use "dirty" H2O-based lubes.

 

[Apisto42]

All right, you slackers! I worked it^ out by myself.

Yeah, so I’m a math guy, I don’t even know what “chemically clean” means in this case.

But I can give you a “best money per ounce” analysis if you want.

 

[Endless_Night]

- and were content to continue to use "dirty" H2O-based lubes.

Eww. Eww, eww, eww, eww!

But I can give you a “best money per ounce” analysis if you want.

Thanks, but I'm good.

I settled on this one. It's organic and parabens and petrochemical free.

 

[Endless_Night]

I wandered into Costco yesterday, as one does.

It's a unique kind of place and I always leave with questions, like:

- Why do some women shop in high heels?
- Who buys, much less drinks, prosecco?
- When is it not crowded?
- What was I think not grabbing a basket?
- Where do they get some of the stuff?!*

*Like the adorable little Leaping Bunny certified eye masks*

 

[Endless_Night]

Ugh. I've just going through this period of not feeling sexy. At all.

Time to get back in shape.

Exercise just gets one back in tune with the bod.

At least me.

And my bod.

 

[investor2020]

"- Who buys, much less drinks, prosecco? "

Prosecco is Italy's answer to champagne—a white sparkling wine that's available from dry to semi-sweet. and is available in three different levels of sweetness:
Brut: The driest option and most common; 0–12 grams per liter of residual sugar
Extra Dry: Slightly sweeter than brut; 12–17 grams per liter of residual sugar.
Dry: The sweetest, but not sweet enough to be a dessert wine; 17–32 grams per liter of residual sugar

Prosecco is effortlessly paired with a wide range of foods. The sparkling wine pairs especially well with antipasto like prosciutto and other cured meats, salty cheeses like asiago, stuffed mushrooms, and nuts like almonds. The dry white wine gets along well with fresh seafood dishes and provides a nice counterpoint to spicy Asian entrees.

You should try it.