Endless Ends

[Endless_Night]

Oh, sleep. Elusive sleep.

I have, however, found a dining room table.

 

[Apisto42]

Oh, sleep. Elusive sleep.

I have, however, found a dining room table.

Insomniac shopping?

 

[BongoGal]

Also, Helen Mirren was !

Sometime in the early 2000s, I watched The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with a guy, and I expressed some surprise at how naughty Dame Helen could get. He responded by showing me a scene from 1972's Savage Messiah. She obviously had no problem at all with getting naked as a jaybird on a movie set.

 

[Apisto42]

Sometime in the early 2000s, I watched The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with a guy, and I expressed some surprise at how naughty Dame Helen could get. He responded by showing me a scene from 1972's Savage Messiah. She obviously had no problem at all with getting naked as a jaybird on a movie set.

She wasn’t always a Dame, but she’s always been a dame.

I have to admit to a bit of a celebrity crush on her. Plus she’s sarcastically witty.

 

[Endless_Night]

Sometime in the early 2000s, I watched The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover with a guy, and I expressed some surprise at how naughty Dame Helen could get. He responded by showing me a scene from 1972's Savage Messiah. She obviously had no problem at all with getting naked as a jaybird on a movie set.

I don't think I've ever seen her in a movie.

How did this happen?

 

[MedicalMuse]

She’s fabulous.

 

[Endless_Night]

She’s fabulous.

Apparently. I'll be searching something down to watch this weekend.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Apparently. I'll be searching something down to watch this weekend.

Red is good if you like Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman

 

[Endless_Night]

Red is good if you like Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman

I do! Thank you.

 

[BongoGal]

I’m pretty sure that almost every Helen Mirren fan in the world would recoil at the idea of being introduced to her by the movie Red.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I’m pretty sure that almost every Helen Mirren fan in the world would recoil at the idea of being introduced to her by the movie Red.

I first saw her in The Mosquito Coast, but then I saw her in RED.
She was great in both and I really liked RED, a lot!

 

[Endless_Night]

I'm getting mixed messages here.

 

[Apisto42]

Don’t worry about it. She’s great in everything she’s in.

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh! Almost forgot.

 

[boo56]

Oh! Almost forgot.

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And, to you!

 

[Endless_Night]

It's taken some time, but I have finally succumbed to the blandishments of what seems like everyone I know and purchased a bidet.

This may take some getting used to.

 

[boo56]

It's taken some time, but I have finally succumbed to the blandishments of what seems like everyone I know and purchased a bidet.

This may take some getting used to.

Bet that tickles.

 

[Apisto42]

It's taken some time, but I have finally succumbed to the blandishments of what seems like everyone I know and purchased a bidet.

This may take some getting used to.

I expect a thorough review at some point, with highlights and funny stories.

 

[Endless_Night]

I expect a thorough review at some point, with highlights and funny stories.

I know someone who has one for some time that now views regular western targets as barbarism.

Again, not quite there yet.

 

[Endless_Night]

Also. I'm bored.

Because, naturally, that needed to be said.

 

[Apisto42]

Consider this then: much of the eastern world and parts of the Middle East consider Americans to be filthy because we don’t use bidets. Dirty asshole is a literal insult when applied to Americans.

 

[Endless_Night]

Consider this then: much of the eastern world and parts of the Middle East consider Americans to be filthy because we don’t use bidets. Dirty asshole is a literal insult when applied to Americans.

I'd rather not consider it.


But I've heard that before.

 

[Trekka]

confession — the first time i used a bidet i was in my 20s — i had to consult my BF at the time re: which direction do i sit?

facing the wall made sense to me, yet i learned that positioning is incorrect.
allegedly.

 

[Endless_Night]

facing the wall made sense to me, yet i learned that positioning is incorrect.
allegedly.

Allegedly.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've been considering an inversion table for forever.

A friend just purchased one. I think I'm in love.