Endless Ends

[Apisto42]

Consider this then: much of the eastern world and parts of the Middle East consider Americans to be filthy because we don’t use bidets. Dirty asshole is a literal insult when applied to Americans.

 

[Endless_Night]

Consider this then: much of the eastern world and parts of the Middle East consider Americans to be filthy because we don’t use bidets. Dirty asshole is a literal insult when applied to Americans.

I'd rather not consider it.


But I've heard that before.

 

[Trekka]

confession — the first time i used a bidet i was in my 20s — i had to consult my BF at the time re: which direction do i sit?

facing the wall made sense to me, yet i learned that positioning is incorrect.
allegedly.

 

[Endless_Night]

facing the wall made sense to me, yet i learned that positioning is incorrect.
allegedly.

Allegedly.

 

[Endless_Night]

I've been considering an inversion table for forever.

A friend just purchased one. I think I'm in love.

 

[Apisto42]

I've been considering an inversion table for forever.

A friend just purchased one. I think I'm in love.

I’m too lazy to look this up. Please describe. Send pics.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

confession — the first time i used a bidet i was in my 20s — i had to consult my BF at the time re: which direction do i sit?

facing the wall made sense to me, yet i learned that positioning is incorrect.
allegedly.

I had a friend whose family won multiple millions in the lottery when we were in HS. They bought a big mansion in Beverly Hills. He was showing us around and we asked about the bidet in the gigantic guest bathroom (because it was the 90’s and we were dipshit teenagers who had no idea what it was). I shit you not, he leaned over it trying to figure out what it did and shot himself right in the face.

One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen to this day.

Shit I hope he doesn’t read this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been considering an inversion table for forever.

A friend just purchased one. I think I'm in love.

They rule! Who knew the line between medieval torture device and heaven was so thin?

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m too lazy to look this up. Please describe. Send pics.

Like this. Of course they go up in price.

 

[Endless_Night]

They rule! Who knew the line between medieval torture device and heaven was so thin?

Omgosh! It hurts soooooo good.

Who knew having it feel like your spine is stretching out six inches would be such an amazing experience.

 

[investor2020]

Good heavens, Enny . . . a bidet . . . then an inversion table . . . gracious, soon you'll leave the city and move to the country to grow your own food . . . oh wait !! You've already done that ! Do you intend to make your own clothes next ? I think this is called civilization regression . . . is an outhouse yet on the list just to preserve water ? By any chance, do you have any Amish in your background ?