Endless Ends

[Wand3rlust]

True facts.

 

[Apisto42]

Christ, people are annoying.

I’m both annoying AND fabulous. An all around kind of guy.

 

[Endless_Night]

I’m both annoying AND fabulous. An all around kind of guy.

 

[Endless_Night]

That's it. I'm moving back to the city.


Last night I wandered into the laundry room.

To find a visitor. A five-foot long visitor.

Five. Feet. Long.

Based on the soreness of my throat this morning, I'm going out on a limb and saying there might have been screaming.

Fortunately the SO was around. And the snake turned out not to be venomous.

I may never sleep again.

 

[Qky75]

That's it. I'm moving back to the city.


Last night I wandered into the laundry room.

To find a visitor. A five-foot long visitor.

Five. Feet. Long.

Based on the soreness of my throat this morning, I'm going out on a limb and saying there might have been screaming.

Fortunately the SO was around. And the snake turned out not to be venomous.

I may never sleep again.

Poor nope rope. It's probably been protecting you from that rabid half pound rat that's been crawling on your comforter at night.

 

[Endless_Night]

Poor nope rope.

Awesome.

It's probably been protecting you from that rabid half pound rat that's been crawling on your comforter at night.

Wait. That's not funny!

NOT FUNNY

 

[Endless_Night]

Oh, should I add the Nope Rope was not harmed?

It was humanely removed with a snake hook fashioned out of rebar, and a judicious use of hand on tail. Also a certain amount of cussing.

None of which I witnessed, as I was perched on the dining room table at the time.

 

[hotwords229_A]

That's it. I'm moving back to the city.


Last night I wandered into the laundry room.

To find a visitor. A five-foot long visitor.

Five. Feet. Long.

Based on the soreness of my throat this morning, I'm going out on a limb and saying there might have been screaming.

Fortunately the SO was around. And the snake turned out not to be venomous.

I may never sleep again.

Time to start insulating. Spray foam, steel wool, whatever ‘ya got!

Maybe a pet Gorilla to kill the snakes?

 

[Qky75]

Time to start insulating. Spray foam, steel wool, whatever ‘ya got!

Maybe a pet Gorilla to kill the snakes?

Clearly missile strike is the only option here.

 

[Apisto42]

Have you tried fire?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Clearly missile strike is the only option here.

Or a Hover House!

Hmmm, new business idea.

 

[Qky75]

Or a Hover House!

Hmmm, new business idea.

I'm sure we can draw up the contracts but know your liability insurance premiums will be astronomical if you can even find a guarantor.

 

[Endless_Night]

Ha haha ha. You guys are hysterical.

 

[Apisto42]

Stilts. With snake barriers.

You’ll still have the rats though.

 

[Endless_Night]

Stilts. With snake barriers.

You’ll still have the rats though.

THERE ARE NO RATS.

*shudder*

I have to live here. At least temporarily.

 

[Apisto42]

THERE ARE NO RATS.

That’s what you think.

 

[Qky75]

Ok guys...there probably aren't any rats... because the opossums have likely claimed their territory. I remember the baby possums that broke into my trailer back in the day preferred the warmth of my Mrs lingerie drawer. Still....Mr snek was just trying to perform a public service.

 

[hotwords229_A]

know your liability insurance premiums will be astronomical

I suppose on a windy day your house might drift into the neighbor’s property.
There are still some kinks to work out.

 

[Endless_Night]

I will now be giving away all my lingerie.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I will now be giving away all my lingerie.

Going Commando! Nice.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

THERE ARE NO RATS.

*shudder*

I have to live here. At least temporarily.

There are no rats. And that was the only snake.

And now it knows that your house isn't a good place to visit. He won't come back. You are safe.


(I showered in the upstairs guest bathroom for a month after I heard about a snake in the crawl space. I gift you the affirmations I still use.)

 

[Endless_Night]

Going Commando! Nice.

Your mind is a sink.

Actually, I am at the moment.

 

[Endless_Night]

There are no rats. And that was the only snake.

And now it knows that your house isn't a good place to visit. He won't come back. You are safe.


(I showered in the upstairs guest bathroom for a month after I heard about a snake in the crawl space. I gift you the affirmations I still use.)

I you on so many levels.

I had a an accident the other day and suffered a mild break. Meaning I'm moving a little slower than usual at the moment. You should have seen me descending the stairs this morning at a trepidatious limp.

Though, oddly, my injury had little effect on the speed at which I clambered on the dining table last night.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Move to the UK.