Who said no sex? What kind of fun would that be??!
Okay, maybe we can bargain

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Who said no sex? What kind of fun would that be??!

Nope, just waiting for my instructions.....Afraid of a few chores are we? tsk tsk

You do the chores and I call the whores? Let's shake on it.Okay, maybe we can bargain![]()
Huh now that's a new feature I didn't know existed. Malleable.. like play dough.Nope, just waiting for my instructions.....![]()
Huh now that's a new feature I didn't know existed. Malleable.. like play dough.
Huh now that's a new feature I didn't know existed. Malleable.. like play dough.



It is a great reward after taking out the garbage,Really? Here we call it kissing ass![]()
Come join the fun! We have jelly spine men and fancy ladies with to-do lists.I leave for 10 minutes and its bedlam in here!![]()
LMAO exactly my thoughts.Really? Here we call it kissing ass![]()
Come join the fun! We have jelly spine men and fancy ladies with to-do lists.

Jelly-spine??
![]()
If only she was fancy.....*starts remembering Reba's song*And Fancy ladies Bro![]()
Wiggly, easy to maneuver...

If only she was fancy.....*starts remembering Reba's song*
I can think of other wiggly things that are easy to maneuver.![]()

Who is Reba? and omg there's some innuendo if I never saw some before!!![]()
I'm still waiting for the whores. I fixed the dishwasher an hour ago![]()

Come on over, I got a shiny box for you to open.![]()

Who is Reba? and omg there's some innuendo if I never saw some before!!![]()

I am very much with EN on mornings. >
< But I still hold that mornings are wicked and all deeds done before 10am are the devil's work and not to be trusted.
Five words for y'all. Pay attention:
Listerine strips in the nightstand

IT'S A SURPRISE GANGBANG!!Mm, I'll be right there![]()
Ack! Country music! Burn it with fire!!! *flees*
Ack! Country music! Burn it with fire!!! *flees*

You're still cute though.IT'S A SURPRISE GANGBANG!!The leather daddies will see to all your baby oil needs.
Ack! Country music! Burn it with fire!!! *flees*
I am cute. Yes it's true.*smiles*
Told you that you started it.
You're still cute though.
And humble.Don't worry, I'll send it by UPS! They'll get it to you in no time!Oops, the plane caught fire, and I'm stuck at home.
I am cute. Yes it's true.And humble.
Dear Lord, people!
I'm gone for a few hours and you've moved the thread how many pages? All riveting stuff, no doubt, but here are the most important points.
FINALLY
Someone understands.
Oh. Yeah. This^ was kinda important too.![]()
Well they told me to stick around, so I did. It's nearly time to open a part two of this thread.

It is indeed!
Super cool that the EC is going to make a version two. All hail our fearless leader and question poster -
ViciousTease!!!!!!!!!
*jumps around*
*waves arms*
*bounces*
*squeals with delight*
Or as I like to call her, Miss Conspicuous Space.![]()
Well said. Have a fine evening! I'm off to dreamy land.