Endless Curiosity

[Endless_Night]

We will make a convert out of you yet, EN!!

Dear God.

I hope not!

 

[Trekka]

There's so many good things about morning! Boners. Coffee. Sesame Street.

To name a few.

 

[MessierObject]

There's so many good things about morning! Boners. Coffee. Sesame Street.

To name a few.

Bacon, boobs, sunrises, chicken and waffles, sticky syrupy sex...

 

[emsway]

There's so many good things about morning! Boners. Coffee. Sesame Street.

To name a few.

Bacon, boobs, sunrises, chicken and waffles, sticky syrupy sex...

Sweet, juicy fruit, beignets with powdered sugar, and jazz.

 

[Bjerget]

Good evening, everyone!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

LOL. I am starting to feel something of a pariah here on the 'no morning sex' stand....

Ah, well. I will continue to enjoy my sleep.

Defiantly.

Quit being so defiant and enjoy the naturally caffeinated goodness of hot chocolate first thing in the morning!

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Sweet, juicy fruit, beignets with powdered sugar, and jazz.

I knew here was a reason that I liked you. So glad you extended the invite!

 

[MessierObject]

Sweet, juicy fruit, beignets with powdered sugar, and jazz.

beignets and jazz, if I didn't know any better I'd say I wasn't the only bayou born here?

 

[Lunation]

LOL. I am starting to feel something of a pariah here on the 'no morning sex' stand....

Ah, well. I will continue to enjoy my sleep.

Defiantly.

There's so many good things about morning! Boners. Coffee. Sesame Street.

To name a few.

I am very much with EN on mornings. I have literally had the following conversation with a coworker:

Him: crap, I hope I didn't leave the stove on.
Me: it's nine AM, why were you using the stove?
Him: I made eggs.
Me: you have time to make eggs in the morning?
Him: ...yes?
Me: fuck you.

*awkward minutes pass*

Me: sorry, I'm not a morning person.

*more awkward minutes pass*

Me: but seriously, fuck you.

 

[ViciousTease]

Ok, are we talking about mornings or morning sex?

Morning sex is incredible. You're already in bed. You're awake or slowly awakened as opposed to the jarring devil cry from your alarm clock. You weren't expected to dress sexy or cook a special meal. You didn't even need to shave your legs. You're there. He's there. Fucking happens. Serious fucking. There may be some foreplay, but it's limited to the necessities because you've both got morning breath. It's hot. It's convenient. And you can go back to sleep if you want because ... you're still in bed!! Morning sex is amazing.

But mornings suck. I don't do mornings. Just thinking about it has me needing coffee now.

 

[lowphat]

Ok, are we talking about mornings or morning sex?

Morning sex is incredible. You're already in bed. You're awake or slowly awakened as opposed to the jarring devil cry from your alarm clock. You weren't expected to dress sexy or cook a special meal. You didn't even need to shave your legs. You're there. He's there. Fucking happens. Serious fucking. There may be some foreplay, but it's limited to the necessities because you've both got morning breath. It's hot. It's convenient. And you can go back to sleep if you want because ... you're still in bed!! Morning sex is amazing.

But mornings suck. I don't do mornings. Just thinking about it has me needing coffee now.

LMAO, so true

 

[Lunation]

Ok, are we talking about mornings or morning sex?

Morning sex is incredible. You're already in bed. You're awake or slowly awakened as opposed to the jarring devil cry from your alarm clock. You weren't expected to dress sexy or cook a special meal. You didn't even need to shave your legs. You're there. He's there. Fucking happens. Serious fucking. There may be some foreplay, but it's limited to the necessities because you've both got morning breath. It's hot. It's convenient. And you can go back to sleep if you want because ... you're still in bed!! Morning sex is amazing.

But mornings suck. I don't do mornings. Just thinking about it has me needing coffee now.

Hmm...I'd probably have to sleep in a bed with another person.

But I still hold that mornings are wicked and all deeds done before 10am are the devil's work and not to be trusted.

 

[MessierObject]

Ok, are we talking about mornings or morning sex?

Morning sex is incredible. You're already in bed. You're awake or slowly awakened as opposed to the jarring devil cry from your alarm clock. You weren't expected to dress sexy or cook a special meal. You didn't even need to shave your legs. You're there. He's there. Fucking happens. Serious fucking. There may be some foreplay, but it's limited to the necessities because you've both got morning breath. It's hot. It's convenient. And you can go back to sleep if you want because ... you're still in bed!! Morning sex is amazing.

But mornings suck. I don't do mornings. Just thinking about it has me needing coffee now.

^THIS!!^ It's 3:30 in the afternoon and now all I want is morning sex

 

[UnchainedWordist]

Ok, are we talking about mornings or morning sex?

Morning sex is incredible. You're already in bed. You're awake or slowly awakened as opposed to the jarring devil cry from your alarm clock. You weren't expected to dress sexy or cook a special meal. You didn't even need to shave your legs. You're there. He's there. Fucking happens. Serious fucking. There may be some foreplay, but it's limited to the necessities because you've both got morning breath. It's hot. It's convenient. And you can go back to sleep if you want because ... you're still in bed!! Morning sex is amazing.

But mornings suck. I don't do mornings. Just thinking about it has me needing coffee now.

You asked for coffee? Something(one) dark to provide the kick that you so desperately crave?

 

[emsway]

I knew here was a reason that I liked you. So glad you extended the invite!

beignets and jazz, if I didn't know any better I'd say I wasn't the only bayou born here?

Nope. I just enjoy certain things.

Ok, are we talking about mornings or morning sex?

Morning sex is incredible. You're already in bed. You're awake or slowly awakened as opposed to the jarring devil cry from your alarm clock. You weren't expected to dress sexy or cook a special meal. You didn't even need to shave your legs. You're there. He's there. Fucking happens. Serious fucking. There may be some foreplay, but it's limited to the necessities because you've both got morning breath. It's hot. It's convenient. And you can go back to sleep if you want because ... you're still in bed!! Morning sex is amazing.

But mornings suck. I don't do mornings. Just thinking about it has me needing coffee now.

Haha! I was totally going to say, "But can we take a moment to brush our teeth?"

 

[lowphat]

Nope. I just enjoy certain things.




Haha! I was totally going to say, "But can we take a moment to brush our teeth?"

And ruin the dynamic?

 

[emsway]

And ruin the dynamic?

I suppose a bottle of mouthwash on the nightstand is out of the question.

 

[beachbaby179]

Five words for y'all. Pay attention:

Listerine strips in the nightstand

 

[lowphat]

I suppose a bottle of mouthwash on the nightstand is out of the question.

I guess that depends on where you want his mouth to be

 

[emsway]

Five words for y'all. Pay attention:

Listerine strips in the nightstand

Genius!

 

[Trekka]

I was totally going to say, "But can we take a moment to brush our teeth?"

I suppose a bottle of mouthwash on the nightstand is out of the question.

Five words for y'all. Pay attention:
Listerine strips in the nightstand

Just have hooker sex. No kissing. Problem solved!

And it's, like, an expensive hooker sex fantasy. Coz she stayed the night n all. That's classy high dollar stuff right there.

Also no kissing, so a win for Lunation.

 

[MessierObject]

Just have hooker sex. No kissing. Problem solved!

And it's, like, an expensive hooker sex fantasy. Coz she stayed the night n all. That's classy high dollar stuff right there.

Also no kissing, so a win for Lunation.

I was going to say a fun game of hands only foreplay....but hooker sex sounds so much more fun

 

[Lunation]

Just have hooker sex. No kissing. Problem solved!

And it's, like, an expensive hooker sex fantasy. Coz she stayed the night n all. That's classy high dollar stuff right there.

Also no kissing, so a win for Lunation.

Just not on the mouth.

Or before 10am.

...





OMG GUYS I COULD BE A HIGH CLASS CALL GIRL!!!

Excuse me while I run out and change careers.

And genders.

 

[ViciousTease]

I would expect a high dollar hooker to kiss me. Just sayin'.

beachbaby is a genius! I honestly had forgotten those things existed. It seemed silly to me when they first came out, but now it makes perfect sense! Also, a pack in the purse for impromptu sleep overs at his place. *adds dragon breath slayers to shopping list*

 

[lowphat]

I would expect a high dollar hooker to kiss me. Just sayin'.

beachbaby is a genius! I honestly had forgotten those things existed. It seemed silly to me when they first came out, but now it makes perfect sense! Also, a pack in the purse for impromptu sleep overs at his place. *adds dragon breath slayers to shopping list*

So much for morning oral as a substitue for kissing . . . .

Thanks Beachbaby