Emily’s things I don’t advise you to do thread

[EmilyMiller]

#1 chop up chili for salsa, without wearing gloves. Then be less than careful cleaning yourself up after peeing. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Em

 

[MelissaBaby]

If you drop a knife, don't try to catch it.

 

[XerXesXu]

If your wife throws a knife at you, don't try and catch it.

 

[lovecraft68]

When eating buffalo wings don't rub your eye.

I did this at a party two weeks ago, and can't even blame drinking because I hadn't even had one yet.

 

[EmilyMiller]

When eating buffalo wings don't rub your eye.

I did this at a party two weeks ago, and can't even blame drinking because I hadn't even had one yet.

Let me tell you, I wish it was my eye!

Em

 

[Euphony]

1. Tug on Superman's cape
2. Spit into the wind
3. Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger

Most of all...

Mess around with Jim

 

[EmilyMiller]

1. Tug on Superman's cape
2. Spit into the wind
3. Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger

Most of all...

Mess around with Jim

I only know that from Stranger Things.

Em

 

[Euphony]

I only know that from Stranger Things.

Em

Love me some Kate but JFC did they overdo it.

I've had to go off my Kate for awhile now. It's been... depressing.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Love me some Kate but JFC did they overdo it.

I've had to go off my Kate for awhile now. It's been... depressing.

???

 

[Euphony]

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IIRC it was the most prominent of at least 4 instances.

There's something to be said for less is more.

It was a musical drowning unseen since the Graduate.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

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I feel ya. Euphony always makes me think I don't understand English at all. It is like reading the posts of ChatGPT on crack (Sorry, I had to say it)

 

[EmilyMiller]

IIRC it was the most prominent of at least 4 instances.

There's something to be said for less is more.

It was a musical drowning unseen since the Graduate.

Oh. That’s season 4. I was thinking of 2.

Sorry for being

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I feel ya. Euphony always makes me think I don't understand English at all. It is like reading the posts of ChatGPT on crack (Sorry, I had to say it)

IIRC it was the most prominent of at least 4 instances.

There's something to be said for less is more.

It was a musical drowning unseen since the Graduate.

I kinda like Sadie .

Em

 

[Euphony]

I feel ya. Euphony always makes me think I don't understand English at all. It is like reading the posts of ChatGPT on crack (Sorry, I had to say it)

 

[XerXesXu]

If you get a chance to try and catch it, your wife didn't throw it right.

She throws in volleys, so there's every chance she'll get one right. I just leave the room.

 

[Euphony]

I kinda like Sadie .

Em

Character, great.

Plotting, great.

Acting, great.

Just felt like somebody really needed the world to give Kate her (overdue?) shine and they flooded the narrative to do so.

Similar to the Graduate. It feels very much a Simon and Garfunkel vehicle although that was a totally different media landscape and soundtracks were often toss ins not used as another branch of the narrative.

 

[lovecraft68]

Let me tell you, I wish it was my eye!

Em

You want my finger in your eye?

Is that some kind of Three Stooges fetish?

 

[Smuttyandfun]

If your wife throws a knife at you, don't try and catch it.

Especially not with your teeth!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Character, great.

Plotting, great.

Acting, great.

Just felt like somebody really needed the world to give Kate her (overdue?) shine and they flooded the narrative to do so.

Similar to the Graduate. It feels very much a Simon and Garfunkel vehicle although that was a totally different media landscape and soundtracks were often toss ins not used as another branch of the narrative.

I thought it worked. I didn’t find it jarring.

Em

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Never pull anyone's finger

 

[Djmac1031]

#1 chop up chili for salsa, without wearing gloves. Then be less than careful cleaning yourself up after peeing. Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Em

Poor baby.

You need me to kiss it and make it better...?

 

[Comshaw]

I only know that from Stranger Things.

Em

Perhaps you should be introduced to the original:

Comshaw

 

[MrPixel]

2. Spit Piss into the wind

Almost did that this morning!

 

[RejectReality]

When the mantle on the Coleman lantern breaks after being on for hours, wait more than the time it takes to pull a new mantle out of the storage box before grabbing the knob on top to unscrew it.

 

[MrHereWriting]

If your wife throws a knife at you, don't try and catch it.

It's all in the reflexes.