Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[lavendersilk]

OK you've piqued my curiosity.

What is this from and do we get to see her naked in it?

All About Nina Mary Elizabeth Winstead

 

[Euphony]

The good thing about zombies, you just rip that motherfucking cock right off the bastard and stick it in him where the sun doesn't shine.

And I thought head shots only requirement was hard...

 

[TheseLegs]

The good thing about zombies, you just rip that motherfucking cock right off the bastard and stick it in him where the sun doesn't shine.

When considering the upside of zombies, that isn't one that had occurred to me. I thought maybe stamina?

 

[EmilyMiller]

Oh I can do my zombie joke again.

I used to date a zombie. The break-up was messy.

- Sounds better coming from a she-demon I realize

 

[TheseLegs]

It took me way too long to get that. I thought I was missing something, but, nope, I'm just dumb.

On another pleasant note, your space octopus stories inspired me to finish my own tentacle thingie, but what I ended up with was quite different. I just got really into it somehow and that doesn't happen too much these days, so thanks.

 

[EmilyMiller]

It took me way too long to get that. I thought I was missing something, but, nope, I'm just dumb.

On another pleasant note, your space octopus stories inspired me to finish my own tentacle thingie, but what I ended up with was quite different. I just got really into it somehow and that doesn't happen too much these days, so thanks.

Oh, that’s cool. Post a link when it publishes . Or PM me.

Em

 

[TheseLegs]

Uh...

Here

Don't judge me!

 

[EmilyMiller]

Uh...

Here

Don't judge me!

I’ll read. As long as it’s not rapey, I’ll be fine.

I do have a backlog, with beta reading taking priority. Feel free to remind me .

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

Maybe it isn't clearly laid out in this thread. But I don't like dick!

When considering the upside of zombies, that isn't one that had occurred to me. I thought maybe stamina?

 

[TheseLegs]

Doesn't have to be a boy zombie to keep you moaning all night.

 

[TheseLegs]

I’ll read. As long as it’s not rapey, I’ll be fine.

I do have a backlog, with beta reading taking priority. Feel free to remind me .

Em

It's not rapey at all, it's true love.

The second one (in development) is a little bit, but the tentacle alien does end up enjoying it.

 

[AchtungNight]

My zombie fantasy involves a chainsaw attached to the end of my arm, a shotgun in my other hand, the shouts of “come get some”, then after the zombies are destroyed I hook up with a cute cleric lady who helped me get rid of them.

 

[EmilyMiller]

My zombie fantasy involves a chainsaw attached to the end of my arm, a shotgun in my other hand, the shouts of “come get some”, then after the zombies are destroyed I hook up with a cute cleric lady who helped me get rid of them.

How’s that gonna work with a chainsaw arm?

Have you thought this through?

Em

 

[AchtungNight]

How’s that gonna work with a chainsaw arm?

Have you thought this through?

Em

The chainsaw was just to chop up the zombies. When it’s time to shag the cute cleric lady, I’ll detach it. Hail to the king, baby!

This is the film to which I’m referring by the way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_of_Darkness

 

[EmilyMiller]

The chainsaw was just to chop up the zombies. When it’s time to shag the cute cleric lady, I’ll detach it. Hail to the king, baby!

This is the film to which I’m referring by the way.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Army_of_Darkness

You could have a Hitachi attachment instead.

Em

 

[AchtungNight]

You could have a Hitachi attachment instead.

Em

Sure, if one’s needed. Assuming Hitachi refers to what I think it does. Or perhaps I’ll just use this violet glowing ring.

 

[Bamagan]

You could have a Hitachi attachment instead.

Em

I bet Captain Hook's first name was Anal.

(It was actually James, or Jas to his friends, but it could still be his middle name, I guess.)

 

[TxRad]

I'm positive today is Saturday. I'm also positive that I had waffles with apple butter in bed for breakfast along side two naked women.

The bad news. Now we have to wash the sheets.

 

[gunhilltrain]

I read recently that elephants will often exhibit positive homosexual behavior. Males rile each other up prior to mounting females. Females separated from males masturbate each other with their trunks. Nothing abusive, everything soothing and supportive per the Wikipedia description. Why can’t we humans behave like this?

Arguably humans do behave like that - a lot of the time, anyway. We don't have trunks, however. Those could be useful for many activities.

 

[MillieDynamite]

There is a chill in the air today. I guess I'm positively thrilled the heat of summer has gone.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Pumpkin pancakes for brunch. What’s not to like on a gray fall day?

Em

 

[MrPixel]

Yeah. I picked-up a pumpkin pie at the grocery store last night to have with breakfast. Eggs, sausage and pumpkin pie. "We have enough whipped cream?" C asked.

Joke she and I had while we were dating was my bachelor diet, where I would assert that I had a healthy dinner, "spiced squash casserole and a grain beverage." Translation? Pumpkin pie and a beer.

 

[lavendersilk]

We don't have trunks, however. Those could be useful for many activities.

I'm happy with my opposable thumbs. No trunk needed. I do love elephants though.

Joke she and I had while we were dating was my bachelor diet, where I would assert that I had a healthy dinner, "spiced squash casserole and a grain beverage." Translation? Pumpkin pie and a beer.

Damn, I don't even like pumpkin pie, but when you describe it as a 'spiced squash casserole' you changed my mind.

 

[dmallord]

https://preview.redd.it/thanks-i-hate-rainbow-farts-v0-osyahwosmvwa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=dbb95082dcfbe2c60a98a6f2c8413f6fed8011dd
Edit: No, I don't know if she's cumming or going, and I think I'm happier leaving it a mystery.

My first thought on seeing this – A space angel landing on Earth and coming to explore it. That's how they all travel you know? Shot out of a rainbow stellar cannon, sticking the landing and scoring a perfect 10 by those watching the sky. [Now why that was my first thought - I have no idea - but she is definitely sticking the landing.]

 

[MillieDynamite]

Is everyone having fun today?

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Me too!