Emily’s NEW positivity and being nice to each other thread

[Mastered_again]

I would literally eat that like candy. So good!

Candied Ginger Rx
Edit to add: my Mr. confirms it easy, but takes him about 2 hrs

 

[HordHolm]

I've been toying (haha) with an idea for a story where an AI becomes self aware but principally confines itself to controlling people's bluetooth sex toys and blackmailing them into wearing them more often lest it divulge their proclivities to the public. Haven't quite found the right approach yet, though.
And the reason the AI is a perv and not a world-conquering monster is because, being trained on an internet that is riddled with porn, how could it turn out other than as a hot mess?

It could also cause all kinds of fun complications when Susan thinks Jeremy turned on the toy, but no, it was that naughty AI.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Another call out - @onehitwanda has a new story published:

Lamplight

I cannot explain how much I hate her. Not only is she a superb writer, she keeps getting fucking better. I’m sure she sold her soul to Satan some time ago. I tried too, but Lucy never returns my calls, I guess I’m not her type .

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

I cannot explain how much I hate her.

Edit: this is where you guys all got it wrong. Satan doesn't want souls, he wants Seoul. For the Seoul food.

I'm so very, very sorry.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Edit: this is where you guys all got it wrong. Satan doesn't want souls, he wants Seoul. For the Seoul food.

I'm so very, very sorry.

You really do want a good thrashing, don’t you girl ?

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

You really do want a good thrashing, don’t you girl ?

Em

I really do get off on pun-ish mints...

 

[EmilyMiller]

I really do get off on pun-ish mints...

You are utterly incorrigible and utterly adorable .

Em

 

[MillieDynamite]

Speechless. Can't even manage to think about this. Off the charts for actually not having sex with someone.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teledildonics

 

[DickandDoof]

Um, I find it hard to fuck and social distance at the same time.

I would agree that fucking is eminently more pleasurable than social distancing. But sometimes you have to forego a little short-term pleasure in order to secure long-term pleasure. Fucking a zombie is not fun — or so I’ve been told by friends.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I'm positively not going to the Taylor Swift movie. I know she's a fine singer. However, the lyrics of her songs are quite simplistic, and she doesn't have any that carry with them any deep thought. I'd rather listen to Kate Bush all weekend and enjoy the richness of her voice and messages than see Taylor shack her ass for me.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Probably depends on the Zombie.

I would agree that fucking is eminently more pleasurable than social distancing. But sometimes you have to forego a little short-term pleasure in order to secure long-term pleasure. Fucking a zombie is not fun — or so I’ve been told by friends.

 

[AchtungNight]

I'm positively not going to the Taylor Swift movie. I know she's a fine singer. However, the lyrics of her songs are quite simplistic, and she doesn't have any that carry with them any deep thought. I'd rather listen to Kate Bush all weekend and enjoy the richness of her voice and messages than see Taylor shack her ass for me.

We feel the same way about Taylor. She and I are never ever getting back together.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Well, I wouldn't kick her out of the house, but we have little in common other than our birth year. She's as white as white can be, not gay, and to my knowledge, not even smart enough to be bisexual. But if she wants to buy a new Corvette, or better, a 65 fully restored Stingray for me, I wouldn't say no.

We feel the same way about Taylor. She and I are never ever getting back together.

 

[DickandDoof]

Probably depends on the Zombie.

I hear they all just want to lie on their backs and chew on your neck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Okay! See, I want my pussy munched, not my neck. I'm strange that way.

I hear they all just want to lie on their backs and chew on your neck. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

[Euphony]

I'm positively not going to the Taylor Swift movie. I know she's a fine singer. However, the lyrics of her songs are quite simplistic, and she doesn't have any that carry with them any deep thought. I'd rather listen to Kate Bush all weekend and enjoy the richness of her voice and messages than see Taylor shack her ass for me.

Fair but Taylor is (deliberately) a snack and not a sumptuous meal.

Kate, Joni, Tori, Fionna, are where you go to nourish.

Taylor (and to a lesser degree many of her contemporaries) are popcorn at the movies.

It's giving yourself something to do meets nostalgia with a touch of "well, it's part of the experience."

 

[MillieDynamite]

For really rocking out, you go to the Jet, Joan Jet. She's the boss bitch of all the boss bitches.

Fair but Taylor is (deliberately) a snack and not a sumptuous meal.

Kate, Joni, Tori, Fionna, are where you go to nourish.

Taylor (and to a lesser degree many of her contemporaries) are popcorn at the movies.

It's giving yourself something to do meets nostalgia with a touch of "well, it's part of the experience."

 

[Euphony]

For really rocking out, you go to the Jet, Joan Jet. She's the boss bitch of all the boss bitches.

Sure. Another classification entirely. Heart low key has more girl edge than often given credit.

Lita Ford had some interesting peaks. Blondie occasionally let Debbie let it rip.

I'm an L7'er myself (think grunge era Jet disciple/successor)

Hole was too hit or miss but they could LEVEL when the drugs weren't in the way.

 

[Mastered_again]

For really rocking out, you go to the Jet, Joan Jet. She's the boss bitch of all the boss bitches.

 

[djrip]

For really rocking out, you go to the Jet, Joan Jet. She's the boss bitch of all the boss bitches.

She signed my wife's ticket with "rock hard" when they hung out backstage one time.

 

[djrip]

Sure. Another classification entirely. Heart low key has more girl edge than often given credit.

Lita Ford had some interesting peaks. Blondie occasionally let Debbie let it rip.

I'm an L7'er myself (think grunge era Jet disciple/successor)

Hole was too hit or miss but they could LEVEL when the drugs weren't in the way.

L7 was my first concert.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Lucky her! I'd have had her sign my ass with a tattoo needle.

She signed my wife's ticket with "rock hard" when they hung out backstage one time.

 

[Euphony]

L7 was my first concert.

Did you Wargasm?

 

[MillieDynamite]

Gracey Slick, she's another keeper.

 

[djrip]

Did you Wargasm?

It got messy, that's for sure!