Embarrassing moments (unintentional)

[Vulpesvulpes]

This thread was inspired by Willow's dyslexia and is in no way intended to take away from Eb's Embarrassment thread.

I suspect that this has been asked before but there are a lot of us newbies with stories to share.

So what is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in a BDSM or kinky sex kind of way?

I have two:

First: Warning!! this one is gross!

I had a grrlfrnd who thought it would be fun to put strawberries inside her vagina and "make" me try to get them out using only my mouth while squatting over me. It was fun for a while but one got stuck. She started trying to push it out and ended up shitting on my chest.

(maybe that's where that hard limit came from?)

Second: I had a client (I was a sales rep for a while) who had just seen the movie The General's Daughter in which there are allusions to some pretty steamy S&M. She started going on and on about how "those people" could be sitting right next to you and you would never know it. I thought to myself, "how true!"

-Vv

 

[Ebonyfire]

This thread was inspired by Willow's dyslexia and is in no way intended to take away from Eb's Embarrassment thread.

I suspect that this has been asked before but there are a lot of us newbies with stories to share.

So what is the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in a BDSM or kinky sex kind of way?

I have two:

First: Warning!! this one is gross!

I had a grrlfrnd who thought it would be fun to put strawberries inside her vagina and "make" me try to get them out using only my mouth while squatting over me. It was fun for a while but one got stuck. She started trying to push it out and ended up shitting on my chest.

(maybe that's where that hard limit came from?)

Second: I had a client (I was a sales rep for a while) who had just seen the movie The General's Daughter in which there are allusions to some pretty steamy S&M. She started going on and on about how "those people" could be sitting right next to you and you would never know it. I thought to myself, "how true!"

-Vv

So, enquiring minds want to know...How does it feel to be one of those people?

Eb

 

[Quint]

One of the things that I have no problem agreeing with on the "Dom/mes do more than subs" issue (in my relationship) is dialogue. T's under hella pressure to keep up the steady flow of commands that we both so enjoy, whereas I'm simply reduced to incoherency. So it's only natural that out of all the things he says, he's bound to slip up occasionally, right?

Yup.

Laying half-on top of me, about to do terrible wicked painful things to my hapless nipples, he tells me, "Take your left hand and play with yourself." And he shoves my right hand down to my clit. We laughed, we got over it.

I also don't remember the exact circumstances for these two, but somehow I ended up having the cock, and he has a pussy. Those were harder to recover from without losing the mood. Oy...

(And don't go tattling on me for sharing this. He actually wanted me to! And I thought I had a lot of self-confidence.)

 

[Red Menace]

This was quite a while ago, but I'll never forget it.

I had my ass up in the air and he was pumping me from behind fast and furious. Well, a lot of air much have been going in there along with his unit because when he pulled out and shoved me back down on the bed this horrible fart-like noise came out.

Luckily, I felt totally comfortable with him and we were able to laugh about it. But it totally ruined the mood.

 

[boz]

Second: I had a client (I was a sales rep for a while) who had just seen the movie The General's Daughter in which there are allusions to some pretty steamy S&M. She started going on and on about how "those people" could be sitting right next to you and you would never know it. I thought to myself, "how true!"

-Vv

Well, I suppose you wouldn't want to risk it with a client, but it would have been interesting to slowly and subtly mention other S&M things that you "happen to have heard of", and about some people like that that you "just happen to know".

Either to expand her range of knowledge, or find out if she might be testing your interest in such things.

 

[A Desert Rose]

grab that bottle of merlot---QUICK

I started my purse on fire once, at a private, invitation only restaurant grand opening. That was a big deal to me.

Oh, were you looking for something in the order of sexual embarrassment? ahhhh, well let me think on that one......

 

[artful]

Re: grab that bottle of merlot---QUICK

I started my purse on fire once, at a private, invitation only restaurant grand opening. That was a big deal to me.

Oh, were you looking for something in the order of sexual embarrassment? ahhhh, well let me think on that one......

ADR,...I just noticed,...your feet look embarrassed in those tennis shoes, are they?

 

[Trainerman]

me too (in a way)

I had my ass up in the air and he was pumping me from behind fast and furious. Well, a lot of air much have been going in there along with his unit because when he pulled out and shoved me back down on the bed this horrible fart-like noise came out.
.

Yes, had this one (in a way).
Except of course I was the pumper not the pumpee ( is that a word ??) .
Anyway, the girl and I both had a thing about rear entry (vaginal) sex...and yes the pussy farted.

In fact this became such a regular occurance that I had to devise a couple of ways of......umm...alleviating the problem.

Not quite 'taking the wind out of her sails"..but you get the idea.


Dave

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: me too (in a way)

Do tell, Dave, please....

Yes, had this one (in a way).
Except of course I was the pumper not the pumpee ( is that a word ??) .
Anyway, the girl and I both had a thing about rear entry (vaginal) sex...and yes the pussy farted.

In fact this became such a regular occurance that I had to devise a couple of ways of......umm...alleviating the problem.

Not quite 'taking the wind out of her sails"..but you get the idea.


Dave

 

[A Desert Rose]

Re: Re: grab that bottle of merlot---QUICK

you no like my new AV?

ADR,...I just noticed,...your feet look embarrassed in those tennis shoes, are they?

 

[MsWorthy]

This was quite a while ago, but I'll never forget it.

I had my ass up in the air and he was pumping me from behind fast and furious. Well, a lot of air much have been going in there along with his unit because when he pulled out and shoved me back down on the bed this horrible fart-like noise came out.

Luckily, I felt totally comfortable with him and we were able to laugh about it. But it totally ruined the mood.

LOL

Red, we have always referred to this as a (pardon my crudeness) pussyfart.

This has nothing to do with bdsm, but . . .

My parents divorced when I was around 12 and I lived with my father. He was considered something of a ladies man in those days and had quite a few young women after him.

One of our neighbors had a crush on him (she was married but I don't think either of them cared) and would come over quite often. She was quite a bit younger than he was (he was in his 40s and she was in her 20s) and would show off sometimes to get his attention.

One evening she was over and he was talking about his practice of yoga and how it strengthened flexibility, so she decided to demonstrate how flexible she was. She moved to the floor, laid on her back and slowly lifted her legs over her head and touched the floor beyond her head with her toes.

As she released the hold and began to lower her legs to a resting postition, she didn't control the descent and as her legs rushed to the floor a loud fart-like sound forced its way from her vagina.

She turned beet red as she rushed to explain that she didn't pass gas, it was only air that had been released . . . blah blah blah . . . as we all held our noses trying not to laugh.