Embarassing sexual moment

[Guest]

Well, I was just wondering if anyone has ever had an embarassing sexual moment, whether something happened during sex, or you got caught. For me, I got caught. The story:

A couple of weekends ago my girlfriend and I were out late at like around 3 in the morning. We decided to stop by a park, parked the car there, and we sat in the car and made out. She was on it, so we didn't have sex, but I did a lot of breast kissing and stuff. Well, she ended up giving me a blowjob in the car. A couple of minutes later, out of nowhere, a light is beamed into the car.
SHIT! It turns out to be a cop. He asks if we knew that the park was closed, we said no, we didn't know that parks closed, well, apparently this one did. He asks for our IDs cuz there's a curfew in that area, but luckily we were of age. However, the embarrassing thing was that my pants weren't zipped up yet. I was so freaked out about the cop knocking on my windshield, that I covered myself as quickly as I could with my shirt, but my pants were still unzipped. The cop noticed and asked me to zip myself. Luckily, all we got was a ticket for a parking violation.

I look back at it now and laugh about it, however, my girlfriend is still very embarassed cuz it happened around the neighborhood that she lives at. I doubt I will be getting anymore blowjobs in the car from now on, but we'll see. We were just lucky that the cop was nice and didn't ask too many questions.

Anyone else with an embarassing moment to tell?

 

[bknight2602]

Yep did a similar thing with my ex, had both pair of pants around ankles and were mutually mastubating, when the light came through the windshield. All I got was a lecture in the police car, but we never did anything on the raod again!

 

[HeavyStick]

Well one time in the "Thread Killa Thread", we were playing truth and dare. I lost and I had to watch STD toss Aquila salad. Well Aquila had some cabbage gas and spattered all over STD's face.

I am ashamed I was forced to watch. I will never forgive Bob_Bytchin for the dare.

 

[RawHumor]

I am ashamed I was forced to watch. I will never forgive Bob_Bytchin for the dare.

LOL Man, you're a sick fuck. But you're funny at least.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Heavy's story doesn't compare to the embarassment I had when I accidently entered a diary thread.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Well one time in the "Thread Killa Thread", we were playing truth and dare. I lost and I had to watch STD toss Aquila salad. Well Aquila had some cabbage gas and spattered all over STD's face.

I am ashamed I was forced to watch. I will never forgive Bob_Bytchin for the dare.

The way I remember it, you got quite excited.

 

[Ginny]

lol

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Well one time in the "Thread Killa Thread", we were playing truth and dare. I lost and I had to watch STD toss Aquila salad. Well Aquila had some cabbage gas and spattered all over STD's face.

I am ashamed I was forced to watch. I will never forgive Bob_Bytchin for the dare.

LMAO, thanks Heavy.

 

[bigmack2000]

it was not exactly embarrassing

I loved to get my girlfriend to give me head while i drove. We were driving on a freeway and a couple of ladies in their 40's or maybe 50 came by in a van.

When they saw my girl friend...[they were higher up than other cars] they started honking...and they maintained the same speed next to us...

my girlfriend hid her face at first, but they were not leaving. I showed them my hard cock, and the passenger side lady lifted her shirt to show me her boobs...i smiled...i told my girl friend that they wouldn't leave us unless she finished the job...she sucked, with my hand on the back of her head at times....i shot my wad into her mouht, and the ladies blew kisses, honked and then drove off....

We evetually found our way off the highway to a remove spot, and I fucked my girl friend on the hood of our car....it was only fair after the good bj she gave me.

 

[HeavyStick]

bump

 

[intrigued]

Re: it was not exactly embarrassing

I loved to get my girlfriend to give me head while i drove. We were driving on a freeway and a couple of ladies in their 40's or maybe 50 came by in a van.

When they saw my girl friend...[they were higher up than other cars] they started honking...and they maintained the same speed next to us...

my girlfriend hid her face at first, but they were not leaving. I showed them my hard cock, and the passenger side lady lifted her shirt to show me her boobs...i smiled...i told my girl friend that they wouldn't leave us unless she finished the job...she sucked, with my hand on the back of her head at times....i shot my wad into her mouht, and the ladies blew kisses, honked and then drove off....

We evetually found our way off the highway to a remove spot, and I fucked my girl friend on the hood of our car....it was only fair after the good bj she gave me.

Too cool!!

 

[christophe]

yep me and the mrs were caught by the police....just as we finished the lights and flood lights came on....kinda made me wonder if he was watching the whole time....well at least we got to finish!

 

[Aquila]

Well one time in the "Thread Killa Thread", we were playing truth and dare. I lost and I had to watch STD toss Aquila salad. Well Aquila had some cabbage gas and spattered all over STD's face.

I am ashamed I was forced to watch. I will never forgive Bob_Bytchin for the dare.

LIES LIES I tell you!
I didnt eat cabbage. that was the result of chinese takeout.

 

[Guest]

Bump

Surprised that not many people have had an embarrassing moment while in a sexual act. Oh well, guess i'm in the minority.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I was out with my friends fucking sheep, and they made fun of me for screwing the ugliest one.

 

[SkyBluAngelEyes]

Well, I was just wondering if anyone has ever had an embarassing sexual moment, whether something happened during sex, or you got caught.
Anyone else with an embarassing moment to tell?

About 14 years ago, when I was married and living in Montana, my husband and I were on our way home from a party. (We lived in rural Montana now... like an hour drive between destinations.) I was a bit tipsy but OHHHHHHHH SOOOOOOOO horny... I couldn't wait till we got home, I told him he just had to pull the truck over and do the deed right there. Well, we were by this lake and there were very few campers out there, or so we thought! It was a BIG lake!!

I am not that quiet during sex. When it feels good, ya just gotta say!! We had just gotten out of the pickup and so there we were, about 2 in the morning and we have been screwing our brains out for the last 25 minutes... When we were finally done, there was this round of applause from some nearby campers who were sitting about 10 feet or so away. It is actually funny now that I think about it... I'm standing there nekked from the waist down and he's pulling his pants up and campers are applauding, shouting "encore!! encore!!" You know, all I could think of doing was giving a little curtsy and running like hell back to the truck. I still talk about that night with him. I'd never been part of a sex show before then. I don't think I've been part of one since. I hope.

 

[Guest]

bump...because it's funnier now......

 

[ridddder]

who hasn't gotten caught by a cop in the park, I sure know I got caught a few times until I found the secret of parking in a car. We would look for a shop like midas muffler which had all kinds of cars sitting around all the time. So cops didn't think it was a big deal, for one other car sitting there. You just shut off the car, and had your car fun. Boy those where the days.

I've gotten caught doing embarassing things early from my mom catching my masturbating, to getting interupted by my girlfriend's brother in law during sex the first time with her, to having the neighbors in a hotel room pound on the wall for making too much noise. Those were all very embarassing.

Add to that making out in my parents driveway, getting a blowjob...cumming, and she pulled away and got a shot in the eye. Then making up this ridiculous story to your mom, why you need visine at 2am. Something about leaning over to kiss her and poking her eye....lol. Ah life gives us silly lessons doesn't it?

 

[Pixie Mischief]

well once I was masterbating in my room and my mom came in. she didnt know what I was doing. I was panting and red. took her 5 minutes to figure it out and walk out of my room. I tried to finish but she ruined it. I was almost there to! she came back 10 minutes later saying how everyone does it LOL I wanted to DIE.

 

[BgMma]

well once I was masterbating in my room and my mom came in. she didnt know what I was doing. I was panting and red. took her 5 minutes to figure it out and walk out of my room. I tried to finish but she ruined it. I was almost there to! she came back 10 minutes later saying how everyone does it LOL I wanted to DIE.

PM, you crack me up, dear!

 

[bad kitty]

Here's a whole bunch of em.
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=130395

 

[littlekateyes]

The way I remember it, you got quite excited.

LMAO, I think he did too.

 

[sheath]

It still makes me mad...well, kinda...

I had the misfortune of having my hair catch on fire during sex...

It started out romantically...the room was lit up with candles. I mean, I walked in and just stared in awe. Anyway, among all these candles, there were votive candles on the nightstands in the room...

Right after I went down on him, I came back up...I was on my knees...and he ran his hand down my between my breasts. Of course, I leaned back to give him more skin to explore. Then I smell this awful scorching odor and at the same time he grabs me, yanks me forward, and covers my head with part of a blanket. One minute I'm definitely enjoying myself, the next...I'm covered with a thick blanket and he's saying, "oh, shit"...

It happened so fast that I had no idea what happened until he lifted my hair in his hands and got this amazed look on his face. I didn't get burned, but I had to go the next morning and have about ten inches of my long hair chopped off. We just stared at each other for a minute with this burning smell hanging around us, and then he starts laughing. HARD. He laughed so damn hard he couldn't breathe. Needless to say, I extinguished every candle and slept on MY side of the bed that night! He meant well, but Jeez, did he have to LAUGH? It scared the holy fuck out of me! It's funny now but then...I just don't have a sense of humor when my hair is melting, maybe it's just me...LOL

The next night, he ran his hands into my *shorter* hair and actually giggled. I retaliated by slamming down so hard it hurt us both and backhanding him as hard as I possibly could. His head bounced against the headboard and he came like a rocket...which led to another dimension of our relationship...but that is another story for another thread.

Of course, we laugh about it now. Unless he teases me by flicking a lighter. That's just TOO damn far, LOL

S.

 

[Pixie Mischief]

almost had a bunch of wax fall on my head LOL he wanted to be romantic anyways above my bed I have a candle holder and a big fat red candle on it. anyways we didnt think much and lit it up. first time nothing happened. 2nd time OMG LOL wax dripped all over my pillow and in my hair!!! we never used that one again.

 

[Malachi]

I was cooking, and my girlfriend was sitting on a dryer in the kitchen, wearing a long skirt with no panties. I'll go down on my girlfriend anytime, 'cuz she's hot as hell and turns me on, and this time was no different. Some added excitement was provided by the fact that my friend was in the next room, although he seemed to be busy with his computer. Well, you know what happens next. We did hear him coming, and I was able to pull my head out from under her skirt right before he stepped in, but we looked at him like a pair of guilty deer caught in the headlights. I wiped my mouth involuntarily with my hand, and he started laughing his ass off.

Oh, was this supposed to be embarassing? Actually, it was just funny, and we went right into the bedroom to finish. I guess it didn't even ruin the mood.