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[Colleen Thomas]

Penis Mileage

Scientists have determined that the average time of intercourse lasts 4 minutes. The average number of strokes is 9 per minute, making the average intercourse 36 strokes long. Since the average length of a penis is about 6 inches, the average girl receives 216 inches of penis or 18 feet of penis per intercourse.

If the average girl does it 3 times a week, (that makes 156 times
annually) 156 x 18 feet of penis makes 2808 feet, or just over a half mile of penis per year. If a girl starts having sex at 16, and since the average life span of a woman is 75, you could say that you could be getting 2808 feet of penis x 59 years of sex makes 165,672 feet, or 55,224 yards, or a little over 31 miles of penis in your lifetime.

Anyone whose getting more than that, well, yer just a big ol slut.
Leave some for the rest of us.

Hope it brings you all as big a chucle as it brought me

-Colly

 

[ABSTRUSE]

524 posts - ABSTRUSE

and I have too much time on my hands??????
Who figures these things out??......LOL

 

[Guest]

Yep, big chuckles here!

Also, I guess it makes me a big ol' slut.

Lou

 

[cantdog]

Dear me, 4 minutes

and only 9 strokes a minute.

do that once... that's slow, dude

just sayin.

 

[cantdog]

Guess I ought to be glad I ain't average!

Much happier now

cantdog

 

[Guest]

 

[cookiejar]

I'm trying to calculate different penis sizes. Now if a penis is 9 inches...hmmmmmm


Would I be less of a slut if my bf had a tiny weiner?

 

[Guest]

I've never thought of you as big or old.

Lime

HA!

Cheers, love!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm trying to calculate different penis sizes. Now if a penis is 9 inches...hmmmmmm


Would I be less of a slut if my bf had a tiny weiner?

Math kills your sex drive, just enjoy it you slut.

 

[Colleen Thomas]

For those of you feeling jilted I'll gladly donate my unused miles

-Colly

 

[cookiejar]

Math kills your sex drive, just enjoy it you slut.

Good advice...I never was any good at math.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

For those of you feeling jilted I'll gladly donate my unused miles

-Colly

Lou wants to add them to her frequent flyer miles..

 

[Guest]

Lou wants to add them to her frequent flyer miles..

Hypocritius maximus.

Lou

P.S. Colly, ya lezzie slut, I bet you've got enough plastic miles to circumnavigate the globe three times.

 

[Ms_Kat]

I wonder how one volunteers to be a research subject.....




Hugs,



Kat

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Bless you, Colly. This is the best thread I've read in days. I'm e-zappin' all my gurlfrens with this knowledge. Must get a calculator.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hypocritius maximus.

Slutttitprominatus Muchogracias.

 

[cookiejar]

If your bf had a tiny weiner you would not be a slut, period. I have it on good advice from amicus that if all men had pencil dicks, there'd have been no sexual revolution and women would never know orgasms existed.

Lime

I'm happy to say...I'm a slut. A well fed one at that.

 

[Guest]

Slutttitprominatus Muchogracias.

What a thing to say! I've never been called such a thing in my entire life!

Oh, wait a minute...

Lou

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Hypocritius maximus.

Lou

P.S. Colly, ya lezzie slut, I bet you've got enough plastic miles to circumnavigate the globe three times.

Three?

My dear lou. I get significantly more than six inches and 36 strokes dosen't even count as an appetizer. We are probably looking round trip to mars on my plastic miles

-Colly

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Bless you, Colly. This is the best thread I've read in days. I'm e-zappin' all my gurlfrens with this knowledge. Must get a calculator.

Perdita

Glad it brought a smile Dita. That's the best part of sharing jokes

-Colly

 

[oggbashan]

Never mind the quality, feel the width.

Og

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I'm trying to calculate different penis sizes. Now if a penis is 9 inches...hmmmmmm ...

S = [ T X C X D — 216]

Which means:

Sluttage = Time (duration) X Cycle (strokes/minute) X Dickage (length of cock) — 216 inches]

I wonder whether any who are being ... er ... shortchanged, could take up the slack using a SWIFFER Duster with the Scrubbing Head.




I would have done far better in math class had they phrased their questions like this.

 

[Black Tulip]

Now, why do I suddenly feel like that really nice car, great body, hardly any mileage and well taken care of?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

"Slut" is just another word for "lucky bitch".

Now, how many more feet does a girl get if she fucks mostly black guys?