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[ShamelessFlirt]

For those who haven't seen this ...




Top 10 rejected valentines cards


10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.

9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.

7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.

6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.

5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled... SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!

4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown... but so's your ass.

3. You're a honey... and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's 'booty'.

2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point...let's do it, I'm horny!

1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister

 

[virgin_rose]

funny

that's funny...

where did you get these?

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Re: funny

that's funny...

where did you get these?

this is too easy ...



In email ...lol

I kind of collect jokes, s friend sent em along and I prefer this way of sharing them than to spam everyone I know. So if I ever email you, I'm flirting not telling jokes. Though there are those that claim my flirting is a joke ...lol

 

[Eumenides]

You are the clowniest clown

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

You are the clowniest clown

I'm not putting on the makeup and shoes, but if you wanna cram into a VW I'll give it a go ...lol

 

[Eumenides]

I'm not putting on the makeup and shoes, but if you wanna cram into a VW I'll give it a go ...lol

Shouldn't be too hard without the shoes.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Shouldn't be too hard without the shoes.

Yeah, I had a bad experience with shoes once. I still have a strong dislike towards blacksmiths and jockeys to this day.