Elvis died 25 years ago

[cg_allstar]

No change. Still dead.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

plus the stock prices of both peanuts and bananas have droped. cushy toilet seats have however, hit all time highs.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[koalabear]

Keep those black velvet paintings, they only increase in value.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Mountain Man]

Sorry...but

Who really give a flying fuck..

So has Ronnie VanZandt

 

[Orwell84]

He's not dead. I could swear I saw him to day at 7-11 buying a big gulp, and a huge box of doughnuts.