Well thank you USA and a little help from my Uker friends - I've lost my virginity.
Feels strange and a little sad - I'm a big boy now!!!!
Well really enjoy my knighly quest here - damsels in distress - or disarray - even disjointed - please call me to your aid
I have much to learn - but boldly go 'bit scared actually'
please initiate me further and you won't be dismayed - could be delighted
Ok saddled the mule and ready to ride - to your side.
Do hope we meet 

Feels strange and a little sad - I'm a big boy now!!!!
Well really enjoy my knighly quest here - damsels in distress - or disarray - even disjointed - please call me to your aid
I have much to learn - but boldly go 'bit scared actually'
please initiate me further and you won't be dismayed - could be delighted
Ok saddled the mule and ready to ride - to your side.