Elizabeth K

[ShyGuy68]

Elizabeth K

According to your profile you're only 14 years old, and way to young to be here, since you have to be 18 or older!

So please leave, and come back when you are old enough.

 

[Purple Haze]

Yeah, you heard him. ShyGuy68 is our self-appointed bouncer, so you better listen.

And don't try that fake ID business here either.

 

[GuyJD]

And don't try that fake ID business here either.

Unless you're trying to get into the Club Literotica Night Club. It often works for a certain 1st daughter whom I wish to remain nameless at this time.

DAMN, my BUSH beans are burning!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm 24

It's a typo, I'm 24. Send me a PM, don't embarrass me with a whole thread!!!

 

[Mischka]

Woah, calm down, Elizabeth. Shy Guy posted a thread so everyone would be on the lookout for the potential underaged poster. We can't afford any slip ups in this area. And if you were truly underaged, then hopefully your 14 year old ass would be so mortified that it wouldn't return.

But since you're of age, welcome to the Boards. Just put away the faces until you get to know us. Then you can get as righteously pissed as you like.

 

[GuyJD]

SHY GUY'S BAD..........LOL

No problem, Elizabeth K.
Welcome to the board.
Just chill a lil. We wouldn't want you to alarm any of your bosses or coworkers..........LOL

 

[Guest]

LOL

 

[Never]

Re: I'm 24

It's a typo, I'm 24. Send me a PM, don't embarrass me with a whole thread!!!

Odd, you reacted like a fourteen year old.

 

[ShyGuy68]

Woah, calm down, Elizabeth. Shy Guy posted a thread so everyone would be on the lookout for the potential underaged poster. We can't afford any slip ups in this area. And if you were truly underaged, then hopefully your 14 year old ass would be so mortified that it wouldn't return.

Elizabeth that's the reasons I did it this way, we have had underaged posters here, and Laurel and Manu can get in a lot of trouble if it happens.

It wasn't easy for me to know that you had made a typo, so please don't go blow up like that towards me, since I'm not to blame about it.

 

[Guest]

OK but ...

My profile also said that I am a receptionist for a New York law firm. I know girls mature faster, but ...

 

[GuyJD]

Re: LOL/PLEASE ALLOW ME TO KISS UP A LIL

Please, please, please don't make a scene at your job Liz.....
I would send you a big, beautiful bouquet of "Sorry For The Confusion" roses and a box of candy but......
Roses die too fast and I'm sure that you wouldn't want to ruin that 34-24-36 figure of yours. (LOL)

 

[Guest]

LOL

 

[Mischka]

Re: OK but ...

My profile also said that I am a receptionist for a New York law firm.

Wait a minute. Any chance you're a part time receptionist instead? Or are you accessing Lit from the receptionist area of that New York law firm? I can think of few things that'll get you fired faster than accessing an adult site from an area that is used to greet clients. Even if the screen does not face the lobby, it's still a risk.

 

[Pokerman]

Maybe it's a Jewish law firm and they closed for the holiday today...

 

[GuyJD]

Maybe it's a Jewish law firm and they closed for the holiday today...

>Carefully hiding under computer desk for when the Jewish Lit members began throwing things at Pokerman<

 

[Pokerman]

Ok.....Now I'm confused, not that it takes much, lol.....why would they throw things at me?

All I meant is maybe she doesnt have to go to work today because she works for a Jewish law firm and they closed for the holiday today....rather than assuming she was accessing Lit from the receptionist area. It *IS* NYC afterall....there are predominantly Jewish law firms out there, and today *IS* a holiday.

 

[Purple Haze]

If someone started a thread all about me, and was asking me to leave, I'd probably respond in a similar fashion.

Elizabeth K, don't worry about it. There's quite a few people here that think they own the place, and a few others that just need to stick their nose into your personal business. Get used to it.

Welcome to Literotica.

 

[GuyJD]

Ok.....Now I'm confused, not that it takes much, lol.....why would they throw things at me?

All I meant is maybe she doesnt have to go to work today because she works for a Jewish law firm and they closed for the holiday today....rather than assuming she was accessing Lit from the receptionist area. It *IS* NYC afterall....there are predominantly Jewish law firms out there, and today *IS* a holiday.

I mean nothing by that, Pokerman. You're right, however.

 

[Pokerman]

So you think it's ok to take off the raincoat and hardhat or do I still need to worry about tomatoes?

 

[GuyJD]

If someone started a thread all about me, and was asking me to leave, I'd probably respond in a similar fashion.

Elizabeth K, don't worry about it. There's quite a few people here that think they own the place, and a few others that just need to stick their nose into your personal business. Get used to it.

You're very right, PH. I would never think that I own Literotica.
However, I do rent it every now and then for parties and wedding receptions.

 

[swtbethie]

So you think it's ok to take off the raincoat and hardhat or do I still need to worry about tomatoes?

Throws a tomato at Pokerman just for the hell of it

 

[GuyJD]

If someone started a thread all about me, and was asking me to leave, I'd probably respond in a similar fashion.

You are so right, Purple Haze. And I wouldn't blame you one bit either.

NOW GO!!!
That's right, get outta here.
You're dismissed.
You are the weakest link..........GOOD BYE..............LOL

 

[Angel]

If someone started a thread all about me, and was asking me to leave, I'd probably respond in a similar fashion.

Elizabeth K, don't worry about it. There's quite a few people here that think they own the place, and a few others that just need to stick their nose into your personal business. Get used to it.

Welcome to Literotica.

Hazey darling, whatever illegal substance you took today is totally burning you out. Please lay off. (Or share)

 

[pabloback]

hey a newcomer on here and i didnt get to say helloo yet

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!!!

 

[Elizabeth Kay]

They killed Elizabeth K

They killed Elizabeth K. Look now it says unregistered Why? I corrected my age ...