Elf Hunting

[parodyluvr75]

I've been invited to help cull the herd of elves at Santa's workshop. They were unable to sell all of the excess elves this year due to the economy. Regardless, good game management requires that Santa's elves be culled.

I'll be thinking of all of you while I'm out there freezing my ass off at the North Pole.

Should I give the targets reindeer names? If so, and if you could live vicariously, what names first?

For the first one, I chose Rudolph, I always hated his blinking red nose.

 

[pete]

I've been invited to help cull the herd of elves at Santa's workshop. They were unable to sell all of the excess elves this year due to the economy. Regardless, good game management requires that Santa's elves be culled.

I'll be thinking of all of you while I'm out there freezing my ass off at the North Pole.

Should I give the targets reindeer names? If so, and if you could live vicariously, what names first?

For the first one, I chose Rudolph, I always hated his blinking red nose.

if you're gonna pop an elf, make it hermey

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hermey is as good as mounted on my wall.

 

[Squibbs]

Not that I approve of this behaviour, but wouldn't it be easier to mount him on your bed?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Hermey is as good as mounted on my wall.

I'm on my phone. Find the picture I posted in the blurt thread yesterday.

 

[hobbit.]

I've been invited to help cull the herd of elves at Santa's workshop. They were unable to sell all of the excess elves this year due to the economy. Regardless, good game management requires that Santa's elves be culled.

I'll be thinking of all of you while I'm out there freezing my ass off at the North Pole.

Should I give the targets reindeer names? If so, and if you could live vicariously, what names first?

For the first one, I chose Rudolph, I always hated his blinking red nose.

Why kill 'em? just make 'em sex slaves. Dwarf porn is awesome.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not that I approve of this behaviour, but wouldn't it be easier to mount him on your bed?

The wall mount is in vogue this season, sacrifices must be made for style.

Why kill 'em? just make 'em sex slaves. Dwarf porn is awesome.

Of course the hobbit would take a pro-elf stance.

I'm on my phone. Find the picture I posted in the blurt thread yesterday.

I'm afraid you might be an elf lover too.