Ejaculating during a lapdance....

[Chucklicks]

All I could think of when I read this was, damn boy you need to get laid more often. Sorry for being and ass, I don't mean to, but this would not be a problem if you where getting some on a regular basis.
You could use a feminine pad attached to the inside of your pants.

 

[box13]

Are these girls extra skilled? I am doubting I could ever get a guy off from just humping his dick over his clothes...I could be wrong though.

They're just, you know, girls with blonde hair and red lips and very nice boo...Oh...Hi there, you whole lot of walking aphrodisiac...

 

[coastal-boy]

I laughed so hard I pissed myself...fucking christ.

 

[desertslave]

They're just, you know, girls with blonde hair and red lips and very nice boo...Oh...Hi there, you whole lot of walking aphrodisiac...

I missed something...are we talking 12-year-old boys (not cool on this site) or 20-something virgins? That would be plausible. Beyond that? I have a difficult time believing in such...enthusiastic possibilities.

 

[twister947]

This takes premature ejaculation to a new (low) level.

 

[SkylarFalling]

Cmon we gotta try and be helpful.

...Unless we're being trolled?

 

[Tmmldr]

I greatly thank these Lit folks for reading and responding....but the thought comes to mind that perhaps some male S/O's aren't reporting their experiences accurately ;-) ....the lapdances I'm referring to are not simply social interactions with lovely ladies....I can surely get more graphic if Lit members need it or want it....but the purpose of the lapdances I'm referring to here have the full purpose and intention of causing an ejaculation....hence, my question....

I've had some of those lapdances, where you pick the right bar and the right girl and the dark corner, and she breaks the no contact rules and does the dance as if she was making every effort to make you cum, sometimes even pulling my hand down to her pussy and encouraging me to feel her, to run my fingers deep in it. That was close to center stage, relatively bright light. Seemed like she just got going, got into it, wanted it. Then she'd turn around and butt grind her ass against my cock, which was sticking straight up toward my stomach under the blue jeans. It would have been pretty uncomfortable if it had been pointed down with a hard on. Maybe that was the case and somehow I readjusted it, but once that cock was in the right position, that girl definitely was a pro at working her ass crack on it.

They had back private rooms. Out front, maybe the girls were doing this kind of intense physical lapdance to seduce guy to go back to the private rooms. There they promised everything a man would ever want. I never went to the private room, not sure why. Maybe I just figured it was a rip off con game.

Mmmm.....they'd bring me right to the edge of cumming, but I never did cum from the lapdance.

One tried to talk me into pulling my cock out and jerking off right there in the dark back corner of the room, but I was too scared to. It seemed weird, somehow.

Just think about it. These girls varied, but you picked the ones that were hot to you, and they played for you and on you for some money. And, in the right club, they'd play as far as you wanted, as long as you wanted. If you tired of one, pick another. Let her work you up. I remember one time, a cute blond girl pissed me off because she was just too aggressive with trying to get me back into that private room. I motioned to another one walking by, whom I'd been eyeing anyway and they traded places. This new girl sat down on my lap, and I was totally surprised. Not a soft, feminine body, but all muscle. A true hardbody, maybe a gymnast or something really athletic. You wouldn't have known, just looking at her.

How would I do it? Say I wanted to cum during a lapdance, here's how. I'd get some latex underwear, and put them on, with considerable lube. I'd work my cock up and check out that things felt right, that it felt like I could cum with this. If it didn't feel right, I'd change it until it was definitely the case that wearing that, with the lube, I could cum in it.

On top of that would go loose shorts and a t shirt, and I'd go to the selected strip club with a fair amount of twenty dollar bills, maybe a couple of hundreds to get their greed going. I'd go into the strip club and pick center stage, check things out for a half hour and lay out some tips, and at the most, I'd let the girls that approached do one lap dance only. Checking them out, to see which ones were really hot, which ones looked liked they'd be my pick. Making friends. Showing them I was pleasant and not a weird groper.

Then I'd nonchalantly move to a dark corner. They'd notice. They see everything, and they'd know what that meant. Then it'd be playing with a few, and hitting it off with one, and showing her a bit of the latex underwear.

So that she'd know exactly and immediately what my game was, and that I'd pay to play. If she didn't like it or worked the private room angle too much, I'd just say no, and stop the money flow, and she'd wander off. Another one would come over. An hour after walking in, I'd have the very hottest girl working me, and it'd be a girl who was committed to the game I was playing.

So there we'd be. Me, slouched out comfortably, with a cute little girl doing her best to get me off. With the lube and the friction of the latex to help, and with four or five songs, and with a hundred dollar bill that she knew was the prize for making me cum, plus payment for each dance, it'd probably work pretty well.

Some places have tight rules and this wouldn't work, some don't have so tight rules. I'd never want to get anyone in trouble or push them too far, but the game is pay to play, and the girls are there to make money and use their bodies to do it.

Now, thinking this over, some things I don't know. Would it really be hot? Would it be a good experience? Some things like that you never really know until you try, and some times they don't turn out like you expect.

But that's the way I'd try it.

 

[Emerson40]

Has this ever happened to you?

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Ever have embarrassing spooge stains on your trousers?

Do lap dancers rub your dicker through your dockers, leaving you with unsightly jizz blooms below your belt buckle?

Do “Third Strike” laws keep you waxing the dolphin inside your sweatpants while in bumper to bumper traffic?

Do the blacklights in nightclubs reveal an intimate crime scene on your lap?

Maybe you just have a peni that is always escaping your briefs and going off unexpectedly in your pocket....



Avoid all this and order you own Masterbatorium now!

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