Either I've really lost it...

Cleopatra

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or I just heard Bert say (on Sesame street) that he wasn't emotionally secure enough with himself to pretend to talk to an elephant using a banana as a telephone.

No more channel 12 for me today.
 
Cleo32 said:
or I just heard Bert say (on Sesame street) that he wasn't emotionally secure enough with himself to pretend to talk to an elephant using a banana as a telephone.

No more channel 12 for me today.

Need me to help you find it?;)
 
What did Ernie say-

Ernie will set ole Bert straight

collect some bottlecaps dude-:p
 
eagleyez said:
What did Ernie say-

Ernie will set ole Bert straight

collect some bottlecaps dude-:p

Ernie was the one encouraging Bert to pretend to talk to the elephant using the banana as a telephone.

I always knew he was the trouble-maker of the pair.
 
I saw something on TV about Bert doing gay porn now. He was shirtless with nipples. I laughed my ass off. I always thought Ernie was his bitch.

:heart:
 
Saint Valentine said:
I saw something on TV about Bert doing gay porn now. He was shirtless with nipples. I laughed my ass off. I always thought Ernie was his bitch.

:heart:

I don't know - Ernie always seems to be the one

OH GOD STOP ME NOW...

I will *not* have serious converations about Sesame street.
Or at least, anymore.

;)
 
Bert is Mary Tyler Moore

and Ernie is Dick Van Dycke...


you guys crack the fuck outa me

:D :rose:
 
Bert rockin' the ganji...

bert-smokin-weed.jpg


:heart:
 
MercyMia said:
So your thoughts would match reality? :D

*looks around with paranoia*

I think I am. Or I'm not. No... I am. I think. Oh damn...
 
oscar is aqualung "sitting on a park bench" er, "in a trash can..."

and bigbird is my cousin

so go easy on him K?

:D
 
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