Eight things you'll never hear....

[Guest]

8 things you'll never hear a man say...

8. Here honey, you use the remote.

7. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big.

6. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see!

5. While I'm up, can I get you anything?

4. Sex isn't that important, sometimes I just want to be held.

3. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place.

2. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on.

1. We never talk anymore.


8 things you'll never hear a woman say...

8. What do you mean today's our anniversary?

7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

6. Ohh, this diamond is way to big!

5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'

4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?

3. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

2. I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.

1. Hey, pull my finger!

 

[minsue]

I've said 5 of the 8 things a woman would never say, most of them often. Maybe that's my problem....

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've said 5 of the 8 things a woman would never say, most of them often. Maybe that's my problem....

I wouldn't say that's a problem. I'd say that's a turn-on...

 

[minsue]

I wouldn't say that's a problem. I'd say that's a turn-on...

 

[carsonshepherd]

One wonders, though.... which 5??!

 

[minsue]

One wonders, though.... which 5??!

Yes, I thought one might.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I guess...

8
7
6
2
1

 

[TheEarl]

I've said 8,5,4,2 and 1 of the things that a man would never say.

Told you I was a lesbian.

The Earl

 

[minsue]

Re: I guess...

8
7
6
2
1

4 out of 5

I'm impressed!

 

[Bridget69]

I would say #6. I don't like flashy jewelery.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've said 8,5,4,2 and 1 of the things that a man would never say.

Told you I was a lesbian.

The Earl

Awww... you are the sweetest!

I've only said one. The obvious number. (6)

 

[rikaaim]

If you change Melrose Place to just about anything else, then I think I've said them all. My wife has very large breasts and at first, I didn't like them. As far as #6 goes, those guys are just too damn cool not to watch.

 

[cloudy]

I'll admit it, I've said at least three of the things on the list that I'm not supposed to say. Where was I the day they went over those?

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I've said 8,5,4, and 2.

And said 6 if you replace Antonio Banderas with George Clooney and I'd definitely say it if you replaced Antonio with Johnny Depp and Depp and Pitt did a movie together. (Hey, Brad Pitt's a good actor. Watch Snatch if you don't believe me.)

And 3 in relation to a much better show (don't remember the name, might have been one of those Sci Fi specials)

I'd probably say number 7 in relation to a woman with an uber boob job (fake titties are a big turn-off for me), but since I don't pursue, I haven't been in that situation.

I've said number 1 non-romantically to another guy. Long story.




It looks like I'm part of the lesbian club as well.

 

[minsue]

It looks like I'm part of the lesbian club as well.

Popular club

 

[carsonshepherd]

Popular club

Yeah, WTF is up with that? kiss: min)

 

[BlackShanglan]

I've said all but two of the ones that apply to my gender. Perhaps that's why I don't officially have one here.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've said all but two of the ones that apply to my gender. Perhaps that's why I don't officially have one here.

Shanglan

1 and 4? Or is it 7 and 2?





I horseys. You know... I love them, but I don't love them... because that would be sick.

 

[minsue]

Yeah, WTF is up with that? kiss: min)

The great wardrobe?




Horsey, do any of us have an official gender? That's kind of a creepy concept.

 

[BlackShanglan]

1 and 4? Or is it 7 and 2?

It is actually one of those pairs. Carson, you clever thing you. Come over here and let me give you your reward

I horseys. You know... I love them, but I don't love them... because that would be sick.

*nuzzles*

You can keep telling yourself that just as long as it makes you happy.

Shanglan

 

[carsonshepherd]

It is actually one of those pairs. Carson, you clever thing you. Come over here and let me give you your reward

You know I've been very very good this year.

 

[rikaaim]

I've said all but two of the ones that apply to my gender. Perhaps that's why I don't officially have one here.

Shanglan

The fact that I've said them all scares me a bit. But I always set out to be different. Think you go me figured out? Then I'll change, just to confuse you. That's what I like to do. *wishes to join lesbian club though. I hear they have the best cooks.*

 

[minsue]

*wishes to join lesbian club though. I hear they have the best cooks.*

I thought that was gay men?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I thought that was gay men?

It is. (We had spinach and cheese stuffed pasta tonight.)

 

[rikaaim]

I thought that was gay men?

I thought it was just Carson. I don't care who it is really, as long as the hamburger isn't a year old and we're celebrating its birthday...*remembers bad childhood*