Egg hunt

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Apart from the fact that my kidlets are slightly too old, we saw a late-season snake yesterday evening. One snakebite a year in the family is enough! No egg hunt here this year.

What are you doing for Easter Sunday?
 
Apart from the fact that my kidlets are slightly too old, we saw a late-season snake yesterday evening. One snakebite a year in the family is enough! No egg hunt here this year.

What are you doing for Easter Sunday?

I don't know about you, but I would be calling "Billy the Exterminator."
 
Apart from the fact that my kidlets are slightly too old, we saw a late-season snake yesterday evening. One snakebite a year in the family is enough! No egg hunt here this year.

What are you doing for Easter Sunday?

I will start off with my usual morning constitutional...

...but in honor of you tomorrow, I will be laying a warrior queen.
 
I miss Easter being a thing. When I was little, my great-grandparents had a huge egg hunt- they're rich as fuck- same people who just give me cars and land and shit- but anyway, they would write monetary amounts on eggs ranging from about $1.00 to either $10.00 or $20.00- they had 13 kids, countless grandkids and great-grandkids, so I don't know how much that cost them, but this one time, I was like... I dunno, 5 or 6 or something, and I found a $1.00 egg, but it had no decimal in it. So I successfully argued that it was a $100 egg. He eventually caved and gave me the money. It was awesome. I bought FF7. It was huge at the time, had just come out.

We would beat the shit out of each other trying to get those eggs. They were worth cash- it was like a game show. Now, he's dead and we don't do it anymore, being adults. There are a few little kids, but not like when we were little. Only idiots are still in this town, so most of my family has moved away. The people who stay here, like my granny, are only here to watch their land. We've apparently had this land since the dawn of fucking time or something. Like, since pre-contact time. Apparently, the reason that the Eastern and Western bands of the Cherokee nation split is because the Eastern band kept their shit. So, we still have that land. That seems kinda fucked up to me, because the tribal land is mostly in NC, but some families got Ky and Tenn land as well. Whatever. This is the worst fucking place I've ever been, so it means nothing to me. It's been a pain in the ass splitting up.
 
We did the city park egg hunt today.

Tomorrow its sunrise service, the egg hunt at the house and then a bagel sandwich brunch.

Typically we would be headed to one set of the grandparents house for ham dinner, but as we've just moved that's not an option this year.
 
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