Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

[oggbashan]

I just turned away from the computer for a moment. When I looked back there was a black spider on my keyboard. I reached for it but it ran between the keys.

I have tried turning the keyboard upside down and banging it but the spider is still there. i think my typing might be annoying him/her but the spider is still there.

Any suggestions?

Og

 

[Guest]

I just turned away from the computer for a moment. When I looked back there was a black spider on my keyboard. I reached for it but it ran between the keys.

I have tried turning the keyboard upside down and banging it but the spider is still there. i think my typing might be annoying him/her but the spider is still there.

Any suggestions?

Og

Get a straw and suck it out. It's ok, if it's big enough, it won't travel up the straw, just stay at the end.

Lou

 

[matriarch]

Re: Re: Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

Get a straw and suck it out. It's ok, if it's big enough, it won't travel up the straw, just stay at the end.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Re: Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

Get a straw and suck it out. It's ok, if it's big enough, it won't travel up the straw, just stay at the end.

Lou

I have to find it first. I can't see it but it is about the right size to travel easily UP a straw.

Where's the vacuum cleaner?

Og

 

[Lisa Denton]

Re: Re: Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

Get a straw and suck it out. It's ok, if it's big enough, it won't travel up the straw, just stay at the end.

Lou

Try pouring coffee in there to drown him Og.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I would have to throw that keyboard out, I hate spiders and knowing it was in there would freak me out and I would have to take it outside and set fire to it, then run it over with the truck.

Ew, have you tried taking some of the keys out to find the little bastard?

 

[oggbashan]

Re: Re: Re: Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

Try pouring coffee in there to drown him Og.

Waste good coffee?



Og

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

I have to find it first. I can't see it but it is about the right size to travel easily UP a straw.

Where's the vacuum cleaner?

Og

Noooooooooooooooo! You can't do that! Poor little spiddy. Ok, but if you do, empty the bag and find him, then release him outside. I LOVE spiders and hate seeing harm done to them. I am, afterall, the self-appointed leader of the Spider Protection Corps.

Lou

P.S. Mat, why the shock? I'd do it!

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Eek! There's a spider IN my keyboard

Try pouring coffee in there to drown him Og.

 

[cookiejar]

Try a leafblower, of course it will blow the keyboard away too. Heck, who am I kidding? I just like the word blow.

 

[Guest]

BE WARNED!!!!

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/images/spiders.gif

If I hear of any harm befalling one of my little arachnid friends, I unleash my full wrath and fury.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

BE WARNED!!!!

http://www.psyche-erotica.co.uk/images/spiders.gif

If I hear of any harm befalling one of my little arachnid friends, I unleash my full wrath and fury.

Lou

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

running away like the wind.......

 

[Guest]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

running away like the wind.......

 

[GratefulFred]

The Spider in Keyboard Excuse...

According to statistics, the only thing that would keep a spider inside your keyboard is the attractiveness that they species has towards human sperm.

Dude get a new keyboard. I've gone through at least a dozen this year.

Heehee

 

[Guest]

Re: The Spider in Keyboard Excuse...

According to statistics, the only thing that would keep a spider inside your keyboard is the attractiveness that they species has towards human sperm.

Dude get a new keyboard. I've gone through at least a dozen this year.

Heehee

LOL!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'd soak that bitch in insecticide.

 

[Guest]

I'd soak that bitch in insecticide.

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4_3_5.gif

 

[Lisa Denton]

I'd soak that bitch in insecticide.

Don't do that to Lou!!!!!

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Re: The Spider in Keyboard Excuse...

Try pouring coffee in there to drown him Og.

I was gonna suggest taking the keyboard outside and hosing it down!

According to statistics, the only thing that would keep a spider inside your keyboard is the attractiveness that they species has towards human sperm.
Heehee

LOL indeed!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4_3_5.gif

Eight legged freak lover.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: The Spider in Keyboard Excuse...

I was gonna suggest taking the keyboard outside and hosing it down!

Bastard. Be afraid, be very afraid.

LOL indeed!!!!!

Quite! Bahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa! I dread to think how many spiders are in your keyboard.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Don't do that to Lou!!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't do that to Lou!!!!!

I'd need something stronger to kill her.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Set the keyboard on fire, to make Lou happy call 911 and say you need the Save My Spider rapid response fire rescue team.

 

[Guest]

That's it all of you, mock my spider-loving affliction.

Lou