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Guys have their romance books, too.
The books take the following form, and all are identical: Superman marries Miss America, whose parents are God and Barbie, after saving God's life.
Superman always comes from an ethnic minority family living on the poor side of town; he's a clever rascal who stays in trouble trying to do right (generally by stealing cookies or Tootsie Roll Pops to share with the other poor kids); his friends are a perfect mix of American races and sexual orientations and religions. But he gets pinched stealing cookies once too often, and is forced to join the Marines, who then award him so many medals he gets a curved spine from wearing them. Private Superman is so impressive the President nominates him to be the next commandant of the Marine Corps, which he declines inorder to return to the ghetto and teach kids how to read.
He meets Miss America in the ghetto. She's redeeming lost crack whores and finding them great government jobs with high pay and excellent benefits with no deductibles or probationary period. Superman saves all the children in a burning orphanage, and Miss America invites him home for Sunday dinner with her folks. God and Superman talkover world peace and global warming while Barbie and Miss America grill steaks. Superman gives God some great ideas and saves his life when he chokes on a piece of steak. The marriage is then arranged, and God puts Superman on the throne of Britain.
And every Sunday, without fail, King Superman invites his buds of many colors over to the palace to watch the game while the Queen grills steaks in her tight shorts, high heels, and bikini top.
If you like this sort of thing THE ROAD TO PURGATORY by Max A. Collins will make you happy.
The books take the following form, and all are identical: Superman marries Miss America, whose parents are God and Barbie, after saving God's life.
Superman always comes from an ethnic minority family living on the poor side of town; he's a clever rascal who stays in trouble trying to do right (generally by stealing cookies or Tootsie Roll Pops to share with the other poor kids); his friends are a perfect mix of American races and sexual orientations and religions. But he gets pinched stealing cookies once too often, and is forced to join the Marines, who then award him so many medals he gets a curved spine from wearing them. Private Superman is so impressive the President nominates him to be the next commandant of the Marine Corps, which he declines inorder to return to the ghetto and teach kids how to read.
He meets Miss America in the ghetto. She's redeeming lost crack whores and finding them great government jobs with high pay and excellent benefits with no deductibles or probationary period. Superman saves all the children in a burning orphanage, and Miss America invites him home for Sunday dinner with her folks. God and Superman talkover world peace and global warming while Barbie and Miss America grill steaks. Superman gives God some great ideas and saves his life when he chokes on a piece of steak. The marriage is then arranged, and God puts Superman on the throne of Britain.
And every Sunday, without fail, King Superman invites his buds of many colors over to the palace to watch the game while the Queen grills steaks in her tight shorts, high heels, and bikini top.
If you like this sort of thing THE ROAD TO PURGATORY by Max A. Collins will make you happy.
