Educational samples for the guys of what NOT to send in a message.

[DiskoTroop]

Either you ladies are making this stuff up or the world is a cruel and harsh place that so many sincere and kind men should find themselves lonely. This stuff is hysterical and yet sad and pitiful. Then again I saw a segment on tv about Ceara Lynch last night and was amazed that men buy her stuff from her wishlist and pay her for her toenail clippings.

 

[HaleyK]

Any mention of them being "bored". I'm not here to keep you entertained.

 

[TheSilverLining]

[snip]the world is a cruel and harsh place[/snip]

*ding ding ding*

Jackpot.

 

[HaleyK]

This just in -- spell my name right dumb-ass, it's right there.

 

[Greeneyedcanadian]

After saying hello to me, don't tell me how you would like to rape me with 3 of your friends.
If there was a worse emoticon I would use it now...perhaps a vomit one.

 

[BlackCashmere]

After saying hello to me, don't tell me how you would like to rape me with 3 of your friends.
If there was a worse emoticon I would use it now...perhaps a vomit one.

ugh...

 

[snowkitten13]

I don't even get PMs anymore. We must have scared them all away.

 

[JennyNo1]

After saying hello to me, don't tell me how you would like to rape me with 3 of your friends.
If there was a worse emoticon I would use it now...perhaps a vomit one.

Hey, I don't even get a hello first when I get that one.

 

[JennyNo1]

My dear, don't hesitate PMing someone when you are a gentleman and you are being nice! With the weirdos and creepies, you don't need perception. It's "in your face" stupid.
Things like "I really want a hot chick like you to watch me jack off" or "My cock is hard just typing your name" etc etc etc
So, don't worry. Make sure words like jackoff, dick, cock, pussy etc aren't part of the PM and you're fine.....

Well then I suppose I am pretty safe as that hardly seems like the vocab list an adult would use to introduce themselves to someone. Thanks.

If you could leave out the word "gangbang" too, that'd be nice.

 

[Lustful_Intentions]

After saying hello to me, don't tell me how you would like to rape me with 3 of your friends.
If there was a worse emoticon I would use it now...perhaps a vomit one.

Unfortunately, I don't think there's an emoticon for calling the police. Ugh.