Educational samples for the guys of what NOT to send in a message.

[TheLM]

Just recently got a PM from a woman.

She'd PM'd me about a year ago, LYING about who she was and many attributes of her life.

I called her out on it a few months later, and she bawww'd, and begged me not to tell the rest of lit that she was a lying deadbeat. I have no desire for drama.

Now she's PMing me again, having forgotten that I'm the one who caught in her farce.

Typical.

I'm probably nearing the end of my tenure on Lit.

 

[veryviolet1]

Just recently got a PM from a woman.

She'd PM'd me about a year ago, LYING about who she was and many attributes of her life.

I called her out on it a few months later, and she bawww'd, and begged me not to tell the rest of lit that she was a lying deadbeat. I have no desire for drama.

Now she's PMing me again, having forgotten that I'm the one who caught in her farce.

Typical.

I'm probably nearing the end of my tenure on Lit.

Say it ain't so!!!

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Just recently got a PM from a woman.

She'd PM'd me about a year ago, LYING about who she was and many attributes of her life.

I called her out on it a few months later, and she bawww'd, and begged me not to tell the rest of lit that she was a lying deadbeat. I have no desire for drama.

Now she's PMing me again, having forgotten that I'm the one who caught in her farce.

Typical.

I'm probably nearing the end of my tenure on Lit.

That seems kind of extreme, over a text message ?

 

[kimbalee]

this is my favorite so far:
"hey. your hawt! wanna cyber? I bet u r awwsum to chat with. holler at me on skype and I will rock your world."

hmmm. with his command of the English language and perfect spelling skillz, it's so very tempting but I was not in the mood at the time to have my world rocked.

 

[SactoRN]

Just recently got a PM from a woman.

She'd PM'd me about a year ago, LYING about who she was and many attributes of her life.

I called her out on it a few months later, and she bawww'd, and begged me not to tell the rest of lit that she was a lying deadbeat. I have no desire for drama.

Now she's PMing me again, having forgotten that I'm the one who caught in her farce.

Typical.

I'm probably nearing the end of my tenure on Lit.

NOooooooo!!!!

 

[SactoRN]

So sad I had to post 2x lol

 

[TheLM]

Say it ain't so!!!

Aww, you're too sweet.

That seems kind of extreme, over a text message ?

That's only the most recent. There just so many women here I can't stand... And the real reason is, I came looking for a relationship/fun, and the relationship hasn't happened and the fun is sparse.

NOooooooo!!!!

Silly, we talk outside of lit; my leaving lit wouldn't effect you!

 

[whynotjustsayit]

That's only the most recent. There just so many women here I can't stand... And the real reason is, I came looking for a relationship/fun, and the relationship hasn't happened and the fun is sparse.

Ha. Well, I can understand that. There's a lot of people I can't stand here either. But there are good ones around if you have the patience to weather the dry spells and the persistence to keep digging for the jewels amongst the rubble.

 

[SactoRN]

Aww, you're too sweet.



That's only the most recent. There just so many women here I can't stand... And the real reason is, I came looking for a relationship/fun, and the relationship hasn't happened and the fun is sparse.



Silly, we talk outside of lit; my leaving lit wouldn't effect you!

True but I still like to see what gets you going online

 

[jaga7337]

this is a thread that is certainly worth re-opening.

 

[Iceprincess12]

"mmmm, naked from the waste up with purple hair. BRB, gotta get my fleshlight. "

 

[HellBenttoo]

"mmmm, naked from the waste up with purple hair. BRB, gotta get my fleshlight. "

*LMAO* that was mean!

 

[Iceprincess12]

*LMAO* that was mean!

You think so? I think it was funny

 

[HellBenttoo]

You think so? I think it was funny

So do I or I wouldn't have pm'ed it to you.

 

[Iceprincess12]

So do I or I wouldn't have pm'ed it to you.

I didn't out you, lol.

Just to be clear...I did not encourage but logged and washed my hair . You will need to ask him if it was a happy ending.

 

[HellBenttoo]

I didn't out you, lol.

Just to be clear...I did not encourage but logged and washed my hair . You will need to ask him if it was a happy ending.

Sadly, the batteries were dead. I tried using jumper cables. Bad idea.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

this is my favorite so far:
"hey. your hawt! wanna cyber? I bet u r awwsum to chat with. holler at me on skype and I will rock your world."

hmmm. with his command of the English language and perfect spelling skillz, it's so very tempting but I was not in the mood at the time to have my world rocked.

And I have been sooooo traumatized by your rejection I became irreparably addicted to watching Hanna Montana reruns.

 

[DiskoTroop]

This is exactly why I am reluctant to ever message anyone. Even though I never do except to ask normal sorts of things or inquiry about shared life interests not of a sexual nature, I am always concerned that somehow I will be perceived as a weirdo or creeper or some such thing. Some of these are pretty funny though and a lot of men are sort of dense I confess but sometimes we are really just trying to be friendly. That said after reading some of these I have vowed never to attempt to instigate a conversation of any nature with anyone.

 

[MaryanneB]

This is exactly why I am reluctant to ever message anyone. Even though I never do except to ask normal sorts of things or inquiry about shared life interests not of a sexual nature, I am always concerned that somehow I will be perceived as a weirdo or creeper or some such thing. Some of these are pretty funny though and a lot of men are sort of dense I confess but sometimes we are really just trying to be friendly. That said after reading some of these I have vowed never to attempt to instigate a conversation of any nature with anyone.

My dear, don't hesitate PMing someone when you are a gentleman and you are being nice! With the weirdos and creepies, you don't need perception. It's "in your face" stupid.
Things like "I really want a hot chick like you to watch me jack off" or "My cock is hard just typing your name" etc etc etc
So, don't worry. Make sure words like jackoff, dick, cock, pussy etc aren't part of the PM and you're fine.....

 

[DiskoTroop]

Well then I suppose I am pretty safe as that hardly seems like the vocab list an adult would use to introduce themselves to someone. Thanks.

 

[positivetension]

This is exactly why I am reluctant to ever message anyone. Even though I never do except to ask normal sorts of things or inquiry about shared life interests not of a sexual nature, I am always concerned that somehow I will be perceived as a weirdo or creeper or some such thing. Some of these are pretty funny though and a lot of men are sort of dense I confess but sometimes we are really just trying to be friendly. That said after reading some of these I have vowed never to attempt to instigate a conversation of any nature with anyone.

This is a fair point. I wouldn't want to publicly mock someone for their social awkwardness or missteps. It's taking for granted that they had to muster the nerve to make a first step and put themselves out there. On the other hand, some of them are so aggressively crass and presumptuous that you just can't feel for the guy. So much of it is up to the mood of the moment and how much you can infer.

I think I prefer general Dos & Don'ts to help both sides up their game.

 

[Iceprincess12]

"i herd u lyk mudkips. U date mudkip stile?"

 

[Iceprincess12]

Is that a cartoon reference? I still have no clue!!

 

[Terranim]

Is that a cartoon reference? I still have no clue!!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-herd-u-like-mudkips

 

[TheSilverLining]

Him: "blah blah blah I've posted pics of my cock since I spoke to you last"

Me: "you've never spoken to me"

Him: "oops, got you confused with some other random female"


....this is why I hate men.




Edit- totally paraphrased.