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[BadAmy]

Why don't you sell sexdolls?

I need money, but not that badly.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I need Honey, oh so badly.

Well you know where i am. ❤

 

[vibes]

Do you know where i am? ❤

Starting numberless threads in the forums perhaps?

I used to adore this game, LS, well done

 

[Little_Sister]

Starting numberless hard-ons in the forums perhaps?

For real. Did you see her AmPics? She is one hot mama!! I just want to bite her.

 

[vibes]

For real. Did you see her hairy armpits? She is one hot mama!! I just want to smell her no end.

You are one perverted girl

 

[Little_Sister]

You are one perverted monkey

Are you trying to get me to post the monkey raping the goat porn again??

 

[HBergeron]

Are you trying to get me to spank the monkey to your goat porn again??

Spank your own monkey, and somebody give that chicken the Heimlich Maneuver!

 

[Little_Sister]

I laughed out loud. Such a visual reference

Spank my monkey, and give that chicken the Heimlich Maneuver!

Do you need a helping hand this morning?

 

[HBergeron]

I laughed out loud. Such a visual reference


I need a helping handful of THAT this morning!

It's a Whopper - you'd better use two hands...

 

[Little_Sister]

It's a Whistle - you'd better blow it...

That doesn't look like any whistle I have ever seen before.

 

[HBergeron]

That whets my whistle like I have never seen before.

There aren't any finger-holes on my whistle - just the one where you blow.

 

[Little_Sister]

There is one finger-hole, just behind my whistle - just the one and then where you blow.

You are a dirty man. How many fingers do you like?

 

[HBergeron]

You are a flirty man. How many fingers do you want to lick?

All of them, but especially those that are 'well-travelled'.

 

[Little_Sister]

I like all women, especially those that are 'well-travelled'.

I guess I'm out. I have never been out of the country.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You gross me out. I have never been this disgusted!

All I can say about my behavior is, "It's a gift."

 

[barefootgirl69]

Starting a new one because I can't find the old one.

Quote the person above you.
Edit the text in their quote to say something different.
Respond to their "new" quote.


Who wants to play?

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1265804


SKIP ME.... answer the post above me...

 

[Little_Sister]

All I can say about my manhood is, "It's a gift."

A gift to whom?

 

[Ask For More]

A gift to womb?

Well, that would be an unusual present.

 

[vibes]

I thought you'd never ask for an Ass pic

Okay, Indie, if you really have to show off your hiney, go ahead

 

[Little_Sister]

Okay, Sis, if you really have to show off your who-ha, go ahead

Nah, I'm good. I'll keep my who-ha to myself.

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Nah, I'm good. I'll keep playing my who-ha to you

Awe, so sweet, nice to know I can entertain someone

 

[Little_Sister]

Awe, so sweet, nice to know I can impersonate someone

Do the guy with two dicks!!

 

[QuietCanadian]

Do the girl with the dick!!

Wait, the girl has a dick or do her with mine?

 

[Little_Sister]

Wait, the girl has a duck or do her with mine?

Do you have one of those rubber ducks with a penis?

 

[HBergeron]

Do you have to duck all of those flying rubber penises?

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...