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[Hornblende]

Mmmm, it smells of someone baking cum

OK. Forgive me if I don't open the oven

 

[babeee]

Mmmm, the smell of Christmas wanking.

*yum*

Cinnamon jizz!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sympathy jizz!

Oh babee - trust me, you have no reason to need sympathy jizz....

 

[Hornblende]

Oh babee - trust me, you have to season my sympathy jizz....

Salt and pepper?

 

[babeee]

Malt with pepper?

I'd prefer it on the rocks

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'd prefer doing it on the rocks

Well, I suppose it is more comfortable than doing it on a bed of nails....I got first dibs to be on top though...

 

[Hornblende]

Well, I suppose it is more comfortable than doing it on a bed of snails.....

Weird. I think you should go back into your shell

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Very weird. I think you should go back and give everyone Hell

They weren't trying to be mean, but I do admit that their throwing rocks and stones at me as I passed by was a bit unusual.

 

[37_ttej]

They weren't trying to be mean, but I do admit that their throwing jocks from old crones at me as I passed by was a bit awful.

Agnes! Have you been 'gifting' your underwear to strangers again!?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

OMG! Have you been 'gifting' your underwear to women again!?

I know it is a parole violation, but the gift comes from my heart...OK, my groin....but I know it is appreciated no matter what that Judge had to say....

 

[Hornblende]

I know it is a parole violation, but the bribe comes from my wallet....

...you just know this isn't going to end well

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I just know you'll expose your rear end well before anyone can prepare for it.

Let's be serious here - how COULD anyone prepare for something like that?

 

[Hornblende]

Let's be serious here - how COULD I prepare for pegging?

I'm sure the instructions are in the FAQ

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm sure there are instructions somewhere on the internet for what you want the woman to do for you....

I figure as long as I fire up the Honda generator and have plenty of lube available, I could talk her threw it....

 

[Hornblende]

I figure as long as I fire up the Honda vibrator and have plenty of lube available, I could take her to orgasm..

Sounds a bit elaborate Jeff. Have you tried using your tongue?

 

[Lia Monde]

Have you worn out your tongue?

Pace yourself, man. It's a long night.

 

[Hornblende]

Place yourself here. It's going to be a long night.

What an enchanting suggestion!

 

[HotVox]

Want an enhancing solution?

Still can't get away from the spam.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Still can't get away from Literotica, I'm addicted.

I understand, there's so many interesting people here!

 

[Lia Monde]

I understand, there's so many sexually talented people here!

People work hard to develop those skills.

 

[MausAss]

Women work hard to deep throat cocks.

And we love you for it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love you, lets do it!

We hardly know each other!

 

[MausAss]

I hardly know each number!

Good thing you're pretty then.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Good thing I'm petty about things like that.

When is being petty a good thing?

 

[Lia Monde]

When is petting good foreplay?[/QUOTE]

Any time I'm not impatient.