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[wildebird]

And would you do me, when you had me under your spell?

Well (she said demurely), I would entice you, and see what comes of it...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

"Well," she said devilishly, "I would engulph you, and see how long it took you to cum"...

Probably about 30 seconds!

 

[wildebird]

*prodding her for dirty secrets*

No, I am not sharing my fantasies on a public board!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

No, I am not sharing my fantasies on a public board! But I'll PM them to you.

My inbox is open.

 

[wildebird]

My fly is open....

Y'know, I have to deal with this in my 2nd grade students. But here? Just - unexpected.

 

[Hornblende]

Y'know, I have to feel you. But here? Just - unexpected

It's fine, nobody can see. Except the audience

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It's fine, nobody can see the seat of your pants are ripped. The audience isn't reacting even

Whew! I picked a bad day not to wear any underwear!

 

[Hornblende]

Whew! I picked a bad day not to steal any underwear!

Hey you! Leave this panties where they are!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Hey you! Leave her purse where it is!

I was just looking for loose change to buy a soda...she wouldn't even miss it...

 

[Hornblende]

I was just looking for loose women...

Aren't we all searching for the same?

 

[TomBoner]

Aren't we all searching for safe sex?

Amen brother!!! Friggin AMEN!!!

 

[Hornblende]

Amen brother!!! I'm posting pictures of frigging women!

...and performing a great public service! Keep up the good work

 

[barefootgirl69]

...and performing at the theater! Keep up the good work

Thank you! Have you ever performed at the theater?

 

[Hornblende]

Thank you! Have you ever penetrated at the theater?

(Much giggling in the house - naughty BFG!)

No, we've not been *that* far

 

[barefootgirl69]

(Much dancing in the house - party, BFG!) No, don't stop on my account!

Just turn the music up and dance with me!

 

[TomBoner]

Just turn down the sheets and fuck with me!

Why I'd love to ... thank you very much. Never thought I'd get the invite.

 

[Hornblende]

Why I'd love to ... thank you very much, but I can never get it in right

It's all about the angle, I'm told

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It's all about the money, I'm told.

And women say, "size doesn't matter."

 

[barefootgirl69]

And, then, she said, "It's okay, size doesn't matter."

Poor Jeff! You didn't get her the Venti...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Oh my God, Jeff! You didn't give her to the Yeti!

He looked lonely....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hahaha!

I'm so lonely....

Awww, their, there, they're. ..it'll be okay.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I get so confused.... their, there, they're. ..it's like they sound the same, but are all spelled differently!

Yes....ummm.....Look! A butterfly!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Yes.....I really was a member of Iron Butterfly!

Is there a band that has more ex-members??

 

[Hornblende]

Is there a band that you can put round your member??

I'm not sure, let me have a look in our sex toy drawer

 

[37_ttej]

A spatula? Let me have a look in our cutlery drawer

Mmmm, the smells of Christmas baking.

*yum*