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[Hornblende]

I'm sorry...but I believe there is a "Make a mould of your penis" commercial that I've been wanting to see that, most likely, will be on when your show starts....

Don't do it, you'll make such a mess

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

When you do it, remember the women all love it when you make a mess.

Good tip! I'll try my best to be as messy as possible then....

 

[MausAss]

Good tipper! I'll try my best to be as generous as possible where I dine....

I'm sure the all the waiters love you then, just don't tip more than you can afford.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm sure the all the strippers love you then, just don't spend more than you can afford.

*blushing* But, he was such a good dancer...

 

[BurningMonkey]

*blushing* But, he was such a good romancer...

Don't feel alone. All the girls say the same about that four-flusher.

 

[MausAss]

Don't feel alone. All the girls say the same about that turd-flusher.

Wait you're supposed to just leave it and don't flush? I've been doing it wrong all my life. Well, next time ladies I'm leaving a turd all for you.

I haven't even heard the term turd-flusher before. I wonder if people been calling me that behind my back all this time.

Also, who is supposed to flush it then? I'm so out of the loop on this. I'm a real turd-flusher, ain't I?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Wait you're supposed to just leave it and don't flush? Who is supposed to flush it then? I'm so out of the loop on this. I am supposed to flush turds, right?

I know, it gets confusing sometimes. Here in California, we have a drought going on, so our motto is, "If it's yellow, let it mellow. if it's brown, fluch it down." Does that help?

 

[MausAss]

I know, it gets confusing sometimes. Here in California, we have a drought going on, so my motto is, "If it's yellow, let it mellow, if it's brown, let it mellow." Does that help?

Yes, I think so. Don't be a turd-flusher.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, I think so. Don't make it harder than it has to be.

I think I know what I'm doing.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I think I know what what you're doing.

Well, you'd be guessing since you cannot see down there in your position - but guess away!

 

[MausAss]

I think, you know, what am I doing?

Relax, you're doing more than fine.

 

[MausAss]

Well, you guess where I'm hiding and you cannot peek until you've counted to hundred - but after that peek away!

97...98...99...100... Oh, that was quite obvious. I knew you'd be hiding under BFG's skirt.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

97...98...99...100... Oh, 100 tongue push ups is quite a feat! I knew you could do it if you were under BFG's skirt.

Well, she does make it easy for me....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, why wont you make it easy for me....

Nothing good ever comes easily, and I'm a good girl...

 

[Hornblende]

Good girls come in threes

Well I think three is just a starting point

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well I think three orgasms should just be a starting point

You do set high standards, that's for sure!

 

[Hornblende]

You do high fives after each orgasm?!

Doesn't everyone? Isn't that in "The Joy of Sex"?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Doesn't everyone get joy from sex?

Maybe not everyone, but I think most people do.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Maybe not everyone loves rough sex, but I sure do!

Reading things like that makes me blush.....

 

[Hornblende]

Reading things like that makes me want to shave my bush.....

Hey, go for it, but use a moisturiser afterwards

 

[BurningMonkey]

Hey, go for it, but use a moisturiser beforehand.

I find that olive oil make a very good--and tasty!--lube.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Have you ever tried olive oil? It makes a very good--and tasty!--lube.

I assume it needs to be extra virgin olive oil?

 

[Hornblende]

I find that olive oil make a very good--and tasty - Insalata Caprese.

Yes, just add mozzarella di bufala, basil and tomatoes. (All this and recipes too?!)

 

[MausAss]

Yes, just add Italian stuff

I love Italian stuff on my pizza.

 

[Hornblende]

I love Italian pizza.

Well you would. It's the pinnacle of pizza!