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[jeff_is_smiling]

Really? Who wants me first?

I do...I do...*raises hand quickly*

 

[TomBoner]

I do...I do...*pisses all over his pants*

Dude ... that's really not a great way to impress the ladies. It really only works for dogs as far as I know.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Dude ... that is a really great way to impress the ladies! I thought only porn stars and Tijuana "show dogs" could do that trick.

Well, not to brag, but I managed to learn how to do it fairly quickly.

 

[MausAss]

Well, not to brag, but I managed to learn how to cum within seconds on the first try and every try after that as well.

Honestly, I don't think how quickly you cum is going to impress anyone.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Honestly, I don't think showing how far you can cum is going to impress anyone.

Really? I had hoped it might be added as an Olympic event....done at the end of a triple jump.....

 

[37_ttej]

Really? I had hoped twerking would become an Olympic event....done at the end of each medal ceremony.

Rio 2016, proudly sponsored by YouTube.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Did you learn how to twerk? Watch my YouTube instruction videos!

I'm laughing just imagining you in one of those!

 

[37_ttej]

I'm laughing just imagining you in hose!

Forsooth, my merry band, let us away!

 

[Hornblende]

Forsooth, my merry band, let us away to Castle Anthrax!

I hear there is spanking and oral sex there

 

[barefootgirl69]

I like spanking and oral sex, how about you?

Can I wake up fully before answering questions like that?

 

[Hornblende]

Can I wake up Billy before answering questions like that?

What, unable to answer for yourself? Spanking, yes or no?

 

[barefootgirl69]

What, unable to make it for yourself? Breakfast, yes or no?

Ohhh, yes! Preferably in bed!

 

[Hornblende]

Ohhh, yes! I'm inexhaustible in bed!

You'll have to be inexhaustible to get out of those restraints

 

[barefootgirl69]

You'll have to behave and show some restraint.

You're no fun!

 

[Hornblende]

You're no fun! Give me the key to those handcuffs

No way. I have you right where I want you

 

[barefootgirl69]

No way. I want breakfast

What kind of muffin would you like?

 

[Hornblende]

What kind of cuffing would you like?

I've already explained - lie back and give me your wrists

 

[barefootgirl69]

I've already explained - you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out.

Ahhh, so we're going dancing tonight?

 

[Hornblende]

Ahhh, so we're going doggy-style tonight?

Well I have a number of suggestions...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well I've have a number of complaints...

They are all whiners....they can't prove I did that....and I demand a chance to clear my good name....

 

[Hornblende]

They are all pictures of my wiener ...they can prove I took them...and I have no chance to stop them from smearing my good name....

Well you should be careful what you post!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well you SHOULD be proud of you hose!

It's one of those that twists and turns when it gets filled and can stretch much further than when flaccid....

 

[Hornblende]

It appears much bigger when I drop acid....

Turn on, tune in, flop it out

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Tune in and watch me flop it out...

I'm sorry...but I believe there is a fishing lure commercial that I've been wanting to see that, most likely, will be on when your show starts....

 

[Learin]

Go on, lock yourself in, poop it out

It's just a stomach ache, not constipation.