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[BurningMonkey]

It's getting colder out; your sweater puppies are poking their noses out.

I pray for cooler weather for just this effect.

 

[TomBoner]

I'm gay when cooler weather has this effect.

Strange ... most people are either always gay ... or always bi ... or always straight.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Strange ... I always pay ... always have to buy ... I can't get it straight.

You're hanging out with the wrong women, friend.

 

[TomBoner]

You're dicks hanging out for the women, friend.

Had quite a few lookers ... but no takers so far.

 

[may_I_please]

Had quite a few hookers ... but no fakers so far.

Paying for it when you could get it for free?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Paying for it when you could have me for free?

You can't be subtle with Tom--he's not the perceptive.

 

[MausAss]

You can't be submissive with Tom--he's not a dominant.

Sorry to hear that it didn't work out for you two. I hope you find the dom you deserve.

 

[37_ttej]

Sorry to hear that it didn't work out for you two. I hope you find the droids you are looking for.

Damn Jedi mind tricks!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Damn Jett's old age mind tricking me!

Must be all that porn you've been watching!


I read that thread today! Lol.

 

[37_ttej]

Must be all that corn you've been eating!

Yeah, sorry.

*FAAAART!!*

Oops, excuse me again.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yeah, sorry. *Ogling her breasts!!* Oops, excuse me again.

I see why you love winter sweaters!

 

[37_ttej]

Do you love my see-through sweater!

Yes, yes I do!

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9a/93/4a/9a934a079a434a7984fbf3832bab769d.jpg

 

[barefootgirl69]

Yes, I love to see how the cold, well, you know!

Oh, you perv! There's websites for people like you!

 

[Hornblende]

Oh, I perve on the websites of people like you!

Perve away, BFG!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Bump and grind away, BFG!

Wait...let me get some popcorn.

 

[babeee]

Wait...let me get some cop porn.

I do love a man in uniform

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I do love having men fondle me in unison

Well, a side of you that is rarely discussed around here!

 

[Hornblende]

Cider is rarely discussed around here!

You could start a new thread!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I should start my own thread!

Yes! Yes, you should. ..so I could 'perve away'...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Yes! Yes, I would. ..so 'perve away'...

Go for it, Hornblende! I know I wouldn't need a second invitation...

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Just stop it, Hornblende! I know I wouldn't settle on getting sloppy second's...

Leave him alone.....he just wants her....

 

[BurningMonkey]

Leave him some.....he just wants a share....

Okay. We can afford to be generous with our friends.

 

[barefootgirl69]

blushing and laughing, you guys!!!

Okay. He can afford to be generous with his friends.

Do I have a say in any of this?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Do I have a say in how much it takes to be considered "generous"?

Of course you do - that is simply supply and demand theory....

 

[Hornblende]

Of course you do - simply consult my supplier...

I'm sure that sort of thing is forbidden by the forum rules...