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[barefootgirl69]

Tequila makes the world spin round. I suppose I drink too much.

Tequila makes my clothes fall off...

 

[TomBoner]

I want you to make my clothes fall off...

You have no idea how much I'd love to make that happen right now.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You have no idea how much I'd love to make that Bundt cake right now.

First off, you are right, I have no idea. Secondly, I didn't know you could bake....please proceed....

 

[Hornblende]

I didn't know I could do ballet - I will proceed....

Are you going to wear a tutu?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Are you going out with a woman wearing a tutu?

I wish I was....but alas, I am not....

 

[babeee]

I wish I was hard....but alas, I am not....

Have you tried viagra?

 

[Hornblende]

I wish I was a lass, I am not....

There are surgical procedures available

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Have you tried me?

I've always wanted to...maybe someday when you lower your standards a skosh, it'll happen...

 

[babeee]

There are spherical features available

And they cum as a pair, I'll bet!

I've always wanted to...maybe someday when you lower your stockings a skosh, it'll happen...

I'll bear that in mind

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm bare right now - do you mind?

I absolutely do not mind.....come closer please....

 

[Hornblende]

I absolutely do not come

Try thinking erotic thoughts, that will help

 

[BurningMonkey]

My drinking partner bought; that will help

Short on funds again this week, mate?

 

[babeee]

Shot your load again this weekend, mate?

That's a bit personal, is it not?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

That's a bit personal, and it is hot!

You like personal? OK then...what should I tell you?

 

[BurningMonkey]

You like persimmons? OK then...how many should I pick for you?

About a dozen should do.

 

[yellow_rose71]

About a dozen roses should do.

I'm just one rose

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm the prettiest rose, they say.

I think I have to agree with them.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I think I've had sex with them.

Can't you remember?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Why can't you remember?

Uh, I was drunk at the time...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Get drunk so I can take advantage of you...

I don't need to be drunk for that

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ill lay on this trunk for that.

Can't wait to make it to the bed? Me, either...

 

[Hornblende]

Can't wait to make the bed? Me, either...

I admire your house proud instincts

 

[barefootgirl69]

I admire your house robe and slippers, can I borrow them?

Thanks...they might be too small for you.

 

[Hornblende]

Thanks...I might have to call on you.

I'll be awaiting your call with, er, interest

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'll be awaiting your post on pinterest.

Oh dude, not you too!!