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[BurningMonkey]

I don't know. BurningMonkey is beating it pretty hard.

I'll, uh...I'll be with you (Uh!) in a minute...

 

[Hornblende]

Uh.. Uh... Ouch! uh... Uh...

That's Burning Monkey talk, that is

 

[barefootgirl69]

I like to talk to monkies

Ahhh, skype might work for all kinds of animals

 

[Hornblende]

Ahhh, skype me to hear me at my most animal

Is there a webcam option?

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Is your webcam on?

You haven't even said hello!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Did you bring the Jello?

Yep. Strawberry, as you requested.

 

[Porkwarrior]

Sometimes, I like it when they dont even say hello!

Some days that itch just needs to be scratched.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Some days I get that itch that I just can't scratch.

Can't reach? Maybe ask for a helping hand.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I can't reach? Can I have a helping hand?

I'm probably shorter, but I'll give you a leg up.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm probably going to regret this, but I'll give you a nice feel up.

You are TOO nice.....you won't regret it either.....you are doing a service for me....and it is appreciated!

 

[37_ttej]

You two are nice.....you won't regret it either.....you are doing great servicing me....and it is appreciated!

A threesome with two sweet babes! Some guys get all the fun!

*sulks*

 

[yellow_rose71]

Here's an idea.....a threesome with two strong guys! Some gals get all the fun! *starts to remove pants*

I think this sounds like a great idea!!

 

[37_ttej]

I think that sounds like the wild frontier!!

Yeehaw! You ride 'em, cowgirl.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Yeehaw! She rides 'em cowgirl.

Everybody has a favorite position.

 

[37_ttej]

Everybody has a favorite plantation.

Coffee snob.

 

[Hornblende]

Coffee enema?

No thanks, I prefer an espresso

 

[37_ttej]

No thanks, I prefer it expressed.

Too lazy to suck, huh?

 

[Hornblende]

Too lazy to fuck her?

Never! That would be insanity...

 

[37_ttej]

Never! That would be insensitive.

Never break up by texting, it's just disrespectful.

 

[Hornblende]

Never miss out punctuation when texting, it's just disrespectful.

A dictum for life

 

[37_ttej]

A dictator for life

Delusions of grandeur.

 

[Hornblende]

Infusions of brandy?

I'm more of a single malt drinker, thanks anyway

 

[barefootgirl69]

Pausing the thread.....

Ya'll are hilarious!

Please, continue!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm more of a John Galt believer, thanks anyway

Another one drinks the Ayn Rand Kool-Aid...

 

[TomBoner]

That's funny; I do too ...

It's what makes the world go round I suppose.