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[37_ttej]

Oh, they're pert with intent alright

And her blouse is quite thin, isn't it?

 

[Hornblende]

And her carousing is quite inspiring, isn't it?

Well it works for me

 

[BurningMonkey]

Yelling and jerks for me

Flying solo again?

 

[Hornblende]

Dressed up as Han Solo again?

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

 

[TomBoner]

I haven't had sex since a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.

You had sex with an alien?

 

[Hornblende]

I had sex with an alien

I hope you watched out for the anal probes

 

[BurningMonkey]

I especially enjoyed the anal probes

Probing, pegging...doesn't anybody just straight fuck anymore?

 

[TomBoner]

Probing, pegging...can I just get fucked anymore?

It might help if you asked nicely, hey?

 

[Hornblende]

It might help if you asked Ice T, hey?

I didn't realise he was into that sort of thing

 

[TomBoner]

I didn't realise he was into me like that

Anybodies handle starting with "horn" is a sure fire turn on for Ice T.

 

[Hornblende]

Anybody with a handle containing "boner" can't really preach .

I'm just glad you don't have an avatar to match...

 

[TomBoner]

I'm glad you have an avatar to fit your personality ...

Didn't you know that all the girls love high squirrels?

 

[Hornblende]

Didn't you know that all the squirrels love high girls?

I fixed that for you

 

[TomBoner]

I'm fixed on you

Welllllll ... gosh golly darn ... ... thanks I guess!

 

[babeee]

Welllllll ... gosh golly darn ... ... wanks are great!

I can only heartily agree

 

[TomBoner]

I can only heartily offer to help you

Don't you know I'd never turn down an offer like that.

 

[babeee]

Don't you know I usually turn down an offer like that.

That's admirable! Discerning taste is a rarity on here!

 

[Hornblende]

That's execrable! We much prefer depravity on here!

If depravity is what you want, depravity you shall have

 

[TomBoner]

If fucking is what you want, fucking you shall have

You go for it dude!!!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I go for dudes!!!

That's funny; that's what she said...

 

[blu_caprice]

That's funny; that's what I would have said...

Match made in heaven.

 

[BurningMonkey]

My snatch is heavenly.

I'll just bet it is.

 

[blu_caprice]

I'll just bet it is not better than mine.

I'm very confused now.

 

[Hornblende]

I'm very aroused now.

Lit can have that effect on you

 

[blu_caprice]

I can have that effect on you

I don't know. Heavenly monkey snatch is pretty hard to beat.