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[Stillstiff]

Jett: you promised you weren't going to mention it to your kids.

The kids are usually the last to know.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

The New Kids on the Block are the best music, don't you know?

Dating yourself there a little bit.

 

[37_ttej]

Diddling yourself there a little bit?

Marge: Kids, tell me when your Father stops scratching himself.

(long pause)

Marge: Kids?

Kids: We will, Mom.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Tell me when your Father stops masturbating himself.

Dude, that's getting a little weird.

 

[37_ttej]

Dude, that's a little weed.

The water was cold, K?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

The bitch was cold,

I know, sometimes they can be that way. You'll make it man. We're here for you.

 

[37_ttej]

I know, sometimes they can be that way. You'll make it man. I'll buy for you.

Beer makes it all better.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sex and bacon makes everything better.

I couldn't have said it better myself!

 

[37_ttej]

I couldn't have given better head myself!

Ahem, didn't know you were watching!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Amen, it's always best when you're watching!!

Wouldn't you like me doing more than watching??

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wouldn't you like me doing you while they're watching??

I'm sure they'd enjoy it!

 

[37_ttej]

I'm sure they enjoy shit!

*Points to the General Board*

 

[babeee]

*Points to the Genital Board*

Yes, I can see your point

 

[37_ttej]

Yes, I can see your penis

Oops, my fly's undone.

 

[babeee]

Oops, I'm a fly one.

I'll bear that in mind!

 

[37_ttej]

I'll bare my behind!

You put your butt back inside the car this instant, young lady!

 

[babeee]

You poke my butt while I'm inside the cat this instant, young lady!

I've heard of a preference for hairy pussies, but you've taken that too far

 

[Stillstiff]

I've heard that you have a preference for hairy pussies, I hope you'll like mine.

That's the loveliest heart that I've ever seen.

 

[37_ttej]

That's the loveliest ass that I've ever seen.

Dude, stop looking at my bum. You're creeping me out.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dude, you look like a bum. Stuffs creeping out.

I got cleaned up last week!

 

[37_ttej]

I cleaned up last week!

You lucky thing. Say ... can I borrow a coupla hundred?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's your lucky night, I came to with a coupla hundred friends.

That's a hell of a surprise party!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh hell.... that is some surprise!!!

Do you like the fishnet stockings?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Do you like being trapped like a fish in a net?

I don't know, no one has ever tied me up.

 

[37_ttej]

Do you like the furry stockings?

Urk, no!

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I don't know, no one has ever fried me up.

Culinary Cannibals: Entrees with Friends