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[lakesailer_mi]

You deserve deep throating.

There's room for you under my desk here.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I deserve to have my skirt raised.

I've often thought so.

 

[Hornblende]

I oil my torso.

Careful, it might get slippy

 

[BurningMonkey]

Careful, she gets slippery.

That means I'm doing a good job, I thought.

 

[Hornblende]

That means I'm due a blow-job, I thought.

Seems like a fair arrangement

 

[BurningMonkey]

Seems like a bitter estrangement

It's always difficult when children are involved.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm always difficult; you should know this.

I would have never guessed!

 

[Learin]

It's always difficult when my paws are involved.

Then you better keep your hairy paws to yourself.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I would never get undressed!

So, you wear the same clothes all the time?!?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'd like to see you without clothes all the time!!

It gets a little cold here, you know!!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

It gets a little wet here, you know!! pointing to my pussy!

Oh well lets just see how wet it gets!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm a little bold, you know!!

I know, you're a risk taker!

 

[37_ttej]

I know, you're a hash tagger!

#fetlife

 

[BurningMonkey]

#fatwife

Now that's a little harsh,don't you think?

 

[37_ttej]

Now that's a little hairy don't you think?

I prefer the term au naturel.

 

[Hornblende]

I like to coat myself in natural yoghurt.

Don't forget the honey and blueberries...

 

[babeee]

I spread honey on my dangleberries..

That's a mental image I could have done without!

 

[Hornblende]

That's a mental image that arouses me uncontrollably!

I thought it might work for you

 

[babeee]

I thought I might wank for you

That'll create a sticky situation between the honey and the ...erm...other stuff

 

[Hornblende]

I'll be needing your sticky solution between all of my ...erm...other stuff

My solution is at your disposal

 

[babeee]

I go through mountains of disposable tissues

I take it they call you the kleenex kid?

 

[BurningMonkey]

They call me the Cleanup Kid.

I'm not sure I want to know why...

 

[babeee]

I love to wank on the sly...

Sounds like you stick to your principles (or the chair)

 

[BurningMonkey]

I love to get sticky on my nipples and in my hair.

I can arrange for that to happen.

 

[TomBoner]

I can't make that happen these days.

Oh mannnnnnnn! Sorry to hear that.