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[BurningMonkey]

She made brazen advances to medical people, which was a problem at work.

She always had a "thing" for doctors...

 

[barefootgirl69]

She had a "thing" made by doctors...

What!? How did that story come out???

 

[BurningMonkey]

What!? How did she get it out???

I understand the Jaws of Life were involved...

 

[QuietLibrarian]

I was told the drums and fife were playing

Who knew there'd be a parade?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Who knew he'd be a parasite?

Beware the unemployed brother-in-law.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

Beware the unkempt bartender.

He only makes dirty martinis.

 

[BurningMonkey]

He boldly makes dirty Limericks.

Is there any other kind of Limerick?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Is there any other kind of rim lick?

I really don't wanna know what you guys were doing!!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I really wanna know how you guys do that!!

One word: Vitamins.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Two words: Corn Flakes.

Is that what you had for breakfast?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you have her for breakfast?

And lunch, if she can get away.

 

[Hornblende]

And munch her, if she can't get away.

And possibly for dinner, too

 

[barefootgirl69]

And after dinner, too

I love being dessert!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I love doing it in the desert!

Too hot for me. Unless there's shade.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Too hot for me. Better to let the candle wax cool.

You really want a cock mold?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I really want a cock mold.

You miss me that much when I'm gone?

 

[MausAss]

I really want a cock mold!

So you're telling me you want a hard package for Christmas.

You missed my post by that much, you're so fucking slow.

I was trying to come up with something witty to say. Wit has to take time or is it the other way around.

 

[QuietLibrarian]

You missed by that much when you were done.

I always thought you had bad aim.

 

[vibes]

I always thought you had bad breath.

How dare you?!

 

[MausAss]

I always thought you had bad lines.

I always used my best on you.

 

[MausAss]

How dare you skip everyone?!

I'm trying damn it, but everyone post before I have a chance to.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm going to sit here and everyone can post around me.

I know the feeling. It sucks to have slow buffering.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

I know the feeling. It sucks to have slow buffering.

Goes shopping for a new wifi equipment

 

[BurningMonkey]

Goes shopping for new strap-on equipment

I never knew you were into that.

 

[MausAss]

I love the feeling of someone slowly sucking on my bust.

I can do it... pick me... I want to do it....