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[BurningMonkey]

Man on man ... that's my kink here on lit.

I'm sure you can find it if you look.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm sure I can find it, if you want to look.

Take your time, my inbox is full of unrequested 'cock shots' at the moment.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Take a number; my box is full of unfinished 'cock' at the moment.

Oh, okay. Are there magazines in the waiting room?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Oh, BFG! Are there porn magazines in the bathroom?

What!? No, I'm my own porn star!!

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

What!? No,I service my own porn star!!

Wow that's fantastic!

 

[BurningMonkey]

Yeah, I'm a porn cam-girl!!

How much does that pay?

(Btw; what's BFG stand for?)

 

[BurningMonkey]

Wow she's fantastic!

Wait 'til you see her trapeze act...

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wait 'til you see my next act...

Can you do it with no hands??

(Barefoot Girl)

 

[BurningMonkey]

Can I use my hands?

It works better if they're tied...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

It works better if they're naked...

Everything is better naked!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Lets all get naked!

It's a little chilly now that the sun's gone down!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'm a little breathless now that you're going down!

That's what I intended.

 

[37_ttej]

That's my Intended.

Congratulations, you're a lucky guy!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Congratulations, you're number 100!

Wow, you actually assign us numbers?

 

[37_ttej]

Wow, you actually assign ass numbers?

You're a 9/10, Rose.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I actually assign you to one of my body parts?

Ok well I'll take the cleavage!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well, I wish I had your cleavage!

Nice bra and low cut blouse will do you well.

 

[BurningMonkey]

A push-up bra and low cut blouse, and watch 'em swell.

I'm swelling as we speak.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm swelling and can't speak.

Allergic to peanuts??

 

[BurningMonkey]

You like my peanuts??

Peanuts? They're more like round, juicy apples...

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Peanuts? I'm more onto round, juicy balls

To each his own man!

 

[yellow_rose71]

To impeach, you must first election the man!

Please, no politics on this thread.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Place a poultice on his head.

Will that help the inflammation?

 

[37_ttej]

Will that help with premature ejaculation?

These little blue pills? Allegedly. So I'm, ahem, informed.

 

[jameslewis]

These little blue pills? Not likely. I'm, ahem, deformed.

There are amazing advances in medicine for problems like yours.