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[jeff_is_smiling]

That's what I was hoping to watch!

Well, watching can be fun...but perhaps you could try doing as well?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm hoping at some point to be able to hear again.

I never screamed that loud before. You really hit the spot.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I never saw a man squirt like that before. I must have done something good...

Oh, believe me--you did!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Oh, believe me--I hit the far wall!

It's contest time!!! What is the world record anyway?

 

[yellow_rose71]

It's contest time!!! How could you set a World Record?

I can quickly tie a cherry stem with my tongue!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I could quickly take your cherry with my tongue!

Uh, you're a little late, but better late than never! Show me how you'd do it...

 

[37_ttej]

Uh, she's a little 'late'. Better show me how you take that pregancy test.

Um, dude, I think she has to wee on the strip, not you.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Um, dude, I think she's ready to weep over these changes.

No, I can't believe how funny you guys are!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I can't believe how I let you talk me into this!

It'll be fine, babe--just look into the camera and smile...

 

[yellow_rose71]

It'll be fine, babe--just open my wallet and help yourself...

thanks.... I'm going shopping.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

It'll be fine, babe--just pull your pants down for the camera and crack a nice big smile...

Oh yes that is perfect!!! Nooooo not you Monkey!

 

[37_ttej]

Oh yes that is perfect!!! Yes, Monkey, YEESSSS!!!

Oy, keep the noise down you two!!

 

[BurningMonkey]

thanks.... I'm going bar hopping to find a man.

You don't have to go to that extreme--we're all right here.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oy, keep your nose up while you're doing that, or you'll suffocate!

Well, I can't quite get my tongue where I want it...

 

[yellow_rose71]

You don't have to go to that extreme--we won't stalk you

I may have to change my name.... I'm thinking 17esoR_wolleY

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Well, I can't quite get my toes where I want them...

Suck them baby.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I may have to change my name.... I'm thinking EasygalforU/QUOTE]

Ok send me a pm and we will get started

 

[BurningMonkey]

I may have to change my clothes.... I'm thinking something wooly.

It is getting colder...

 

[37_ttej]

I am changing my name.... I'm thinking 17esoR_wolleY

I can guarantee no one will know who you are.

Suck them babies?

No, you kiss them Governor!

*facepalm*

There goes the election.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Ok send me a check and I'll get started

Contractors; they always want to get paid up front.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Litsters; they always want to lick you up front.

Thanks for the warning.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Thanks for the warm hand inside my shirt..that did the trick.

It was the neighborly thing to do!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Won't you be my neighbor?!

I didn't think Mr. Rogers took his pants off!!!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

I didn't think Mr. Rogers took his penis out!!!

Oh my gosh I need to say up with the news?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Oh my gosh I need to screw!

So do we all, friend.