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[BurningMonkey]

I've been giving head all day!

Well, no wonder you weren't responding.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, no wonder I couldn't respond.

You were a bit tired at the end.

 

[BurningMonkey]

You jumped when I bit you at the end.

Well, it was unexpected, I'll admit.

 

[wildebird]

Wait...I was expecting it would fit....

Just give me a moment to get accustomed to the size.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Just give me a moment and I'll find the right size.

That's okay, take your time; I love these Fleshlight In-Home Parties...

 

[wildebird]

It's okay, just this time, if I flash my light-up panties...

Are those things battery operated, or what???

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you have extra batteries for this thing, or what???

Sorry, kitten...I didn't have time to get to the store.

 

[wildebird]

Oh, that tickles! I didn't foresee your need to explore.

I enjoy finding the responsive spots. How about here...?

 

[BurningMonkey]

I enjoy finding secluded parking spots. How about here...?

This will work; no one will see us here.

 

[wildebird]

No, this is pork; WHO says no one should eat this anymore.

But I've already put some in my bun!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

But I've already put some in my bun!

Oh my goodness. You are much dirtier than I once thought. lol

I almost forgot the edit.

I need a wiener for my bun!

 

[barefootgirl69]

I need a wiener in my bum!

Well, I don't think we can get that at the store!

 

[wildebird]

Oh my goodness. You are much dirtier than I once thought. lol

I almost forgot the edit.

I've found a winner for my bid!

What were you auctioning off, exactly?

 

[BurningMonkey]

What, were you jacking off, again?

My Fleshlight is in the shop...

 

[wildebird]

Dammit, my flesh is always hot.

You know, Creme de Menthe, in the right place, can have a cooling effect.

 

[BurningMonkey]

You know, I'll cream in a minute at this pace, and we'll have a gooey mess.

That was my intention. It doesn't bother me.

 

[37_ttej]

That was my invention. It doesn't do much for me.

Headline: "Pubic hair extensions fail to catch on"

 

[BurningMonkey]

Headline: "Pubic hair expressionist waits to catch bus."

I saw the picture in the paper...

 

[37_ttej]

I saw your picture in the paper...

Dumb-ass paparazzi didn't get me with the trenchcoat open!

 

[wildebird]

I've often peeked into your drapes...

A peeper! I have suspected it from the first!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

A peeper! I have suspected it from the first!

A sleeper. I knew you had hidden talent

 

[wildebird]

Asleep...and you a midnight rowdy???

Well, it is getting pretty late here along the Atlantic seaboard...

 

[BurningMonkey]

Well, I was pretty late taking up long skiboard...

Just be careful on those slopes, okay?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Just be careful with those loops, okay?

I heard you like them pretty tight!

 

[BurningMonkey]

I heard you like girls who are pretty tight!

(That was too easy)

Doesn't every man?