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[barefootgirl69]

just add bacon...a little bit goes a long way...

There's no way to only eat a little bit of bacon

 

[BurningMonkey]

There's no way to only eat a little bit of her

Right; go hard, or go home!

 

[37_ttej]

Right; get hard, or go home!

No room for 'softies' as his orgies, LOL!

 

[barefootgirl69]

There's a room for 'softies' at his orgies, LOL!

It's called the Blue room, you can stay until the pill takes effect

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's called the Blue Balls Room; women play with you there with no follow-through.

For those with a tease-and-withhold fetish.

 

[MausAss]

I got a serious tease-and-withhold fetish.

That must be very frustrating even if you get what you want.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Did you ever get what you want, then realize you didn't really want it?

Happens all the time.

 

[MausAss]

Farts happen all the time for me.

Maybe cut down on the beans or something.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Maybe cut down on the sex or something.

Too much of a good thing can be bad.

 

[MausAss]

Too much to drink make me a bad girl.

I think I'll make your drink a double then.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I'll drink until I see double, then.

Whoa! Those aren't angel voices you're hearing.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Your voice is like an angel.

I hear that alot.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I don't wear a lot.

And we appreciate it, believe me.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

And I never get it, believe me.

Well, not everyone understands humor.....

 

[barefootgirl69]

Well, not everyone understands me.....

Our 50 minutes is up.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Your 50 minutes is up.

How much more can I get for another $50?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Go put another $50 on the room; I'm not done, yet.

Frequenting the seamier side of town again?

 

[barefootgirl69]

I love frequenting the seamier side of town.

Has it become a habit for you?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Do you wear a habit when you do?

Of course not. I'm not a nun.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Of course knot. I'm knot a none.

Damn, autocorrect.

 

[BurningMonkey]

Damned auto-erotica.

I know. It's much better with a partner.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I know. It's much better with chocolate syrup.

Are we still talking ice cream??

 

[37_ttej]

Are we still talking ass cream??

You knew that one was coming, didn't you?

 

[barefootgirl69]

You knew I was coming, didn't you?

Um, well, no...but, thanks for the information.

 

[BurningMonkey]

It's well known that I liked the Reformation.

It was an interesting time.