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[Lia Monde]

Well, I hope I can find the hole I'm looking for in the dark.

By now, shouldn't it come naturally?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

There now, shouldn't I come naturally?

What would you classify as an "unnatural" orgasm?

 

[yellow_rose71]

What would you classify as "unnaturally" huge?

Using that ziplock bag as a condom is a sign.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Using that sandwich bag as a condom is a sin.

Oh, you prefer "bareback"?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Oh, you prefer "bear back"?

Oh please no! I would prefer you shave some of that off.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh please yes! I would love you to shave me.

That would be very sexy.

 

[yellow_rose71]

That would be very sexy.

Some thoughts don't need to be changed.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

My dirty thoughts need to be exchanged.

With me?

 

[Stillstiff]

Why me?

Why not you?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Why not both?

I like how you think!

 

[Learin]

I have chocolate kink!

Let me know if you're interested.

 

[coochiebarber]

Let me know if your intention.

Pretty simple. Empty my nutbags and get going.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

My technique is pretty simple. Empty my candy bags quickly and get back out there!

Seems you have the Halloween spirit going already...

 

[Stillstiff]

Seems you have the Halloween costume on already already...

No, I'm always dressed like a nerd.

 

[yellow_rose71]

No, I'm always dressed for action.

Wouldn't that be undressed for action?

 

[Stillstiff]

Do you want me to be undressed for some action?

Would you like me to help you get undressed?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Would you like me to take off this dress?

Yes, and the high heels!

 

[Stillstiff]

Do these high heels make me tall enough?

I never minded bending over.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I never minded you bent over that couch.

I never minded either.

 

[Stillstiff]

I wouldn't mind now, either.

Would be fun

 

[coochiebarber]

I've never been bent over either.

Well... theres always a first time for everything.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Well, this is my first time, I don't know anything.

I'm sure there are some wonderful women here who would be glad to teach you.

 

[37_ttej]

I'm sure there are some wonderful women here who would be glad to bleach you.

Bit of unfortunate staining round the back door, huh?

*erk*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's a bit unfortunate, but I'm always forced 'round the back door.

I kind of wish I had your problems.

 

[37_ttej]

I kind of wish I had your proboscis.

Really!? You're welcome to it!

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