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[TomBoner]

As interested I am in fucking, which is next to none, I'm even less interested about hearing about someone else fucking, or not fucking them. I don't care if you think fucking is interesting or not. I do not want to hear about it.

Don't you think people could be upset if you don't listen to them talking about fucking?

 

[MausAss]

Don't you think people could be upset if you don't listen to them?

I'm not reading that. It's too long and boring.

 

[TomBoner]

I'm reading Fifty Shades of Grey now. It's makes my dick long and excited.

To each their own, I suppose.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Teach me Obi-wan

Is he your only hope?

 

[TomBoner]

Finding the Wizard of Oz is your only hope?

You do realize that was only a story hey? Wizards don't have 12 inch cocks in real life, ya know?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

You do realize that was only a porn story Right? I don't have a 12 inch cock in real life, ya know?

They tell me that size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it. Don't worry about it.

 

[TomBoner]

They tell me that size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it. Given I've got 2 inches I don't worry about it.

I'm so sorry to hear that man. I mean with 2 inches, it probably doesn't matter what the hell you do with it!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm so sorry to hear that your 12 inches [scares the ladies away. I wouldn't care what you did with it. /QUOTE]

What are you offering here Tom?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I will make you an offer you can't refuse.

I would like to hear the details.

 

[Lia Monde]

I would like a Texas-sized ride.

Is everything really bigger in Texas?

 

[MausAss]

Is anyone bigger than those 7 inches the OP got?

On internet everyone got a bigger penis than that.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, everyone's got a bigger penis than me.

The women don't, and they are the ones that count.

 

[yellow_rose71]

The women on this thread are the only ones that count.

I can't put into words the deep appreciation I have for you and the other gentleman who frequent this thread. Your kind words have warmed my heart.

 

[Stillstiff]

I really appreciate all of the guys who post on this thread. I wish there was something I could do for all of you

I'm sure we could come up with a list for you.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm sure I could come up with a woman for you.

You would be a good buddy if you'd do that for me....will I have a selection to choose from? I have certain - needs......

 

[iamshaun]

You would be a good lover if you'd do that for me....will I have a selection to choose from? I have certain - needs......

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not comfortable doing it, but since you're a nice guy I'll do it this once.

As for selections, it's kinda always the same size. But I could get some lubes and give you a variety of flavours, how would that sound Jeff?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not comfortable doing it, but since you're a nice guy I'll let you do it to me just this once.

As for selections, it's kinda depends on your size. But I could get some lubes and let you give it a try. How would that sound Jeff?

Very accomodating on your part....but I think you misunderstood me a little bit. I had asked if there were any pizza slices left....

 

[MausAss]

Very accomodating on your part....and I think you understood me completely. I will now plunge my banana inside your sewer canal.

Gay sex isn't for me. I will let you two be alone. Have fun.

 

[Lia Monde]

Routine sex isn't for me. I need at least three others to have fun.

Bravo! Spread the joy.

 

[Stillstiff]

Bravo! Spreading my legs.

Lovely legs you have there. are to put them around me?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Lovely boobs you have there. May I put my lips over them?

Of course. Glad you noticed them.

 

[Learin]

Of course. I'm glad you choked them.

Anything for you, dear.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Anything you ask, my dear.

I never realized I had that kind of power.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I never realized I had these great boobies!

Well, the rest of us noticed!

 

[yellow_rose71]

Well, the rest of us just noticed!

They just popped up!!