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[lakesailer_mi]

I hope your doctor feels you up next time.

Me too! She's a pretty hot blonde, I'll tell ya! But it was tough to get a good BP reading.

 

[MausAss]

Me too! He's an old geezer, I'll tell ya! But it was tough to get a good BP reading.

He sounds like a keeper.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I just hooked up with a zookeeper.

Maybe she can tame your inner wild animal.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Maybe she can enter into your inner wild self.

That doesn't sound that pleasant actually...

 

[yellow_rose71]

That date with Maus wasn't that pleasant actually...

That's not nice. Words hurt, you know.

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

That's really nice. Words can excite, you know.

I know. I've read a few choice ones lately.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I know I've let a few choice ones lately, but I think I have my digestive issues under control now.

Please don't ride the same elevator as me.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Please don't answer the same thread as me.

I thought you enjoyed playing with me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I thought you enjoyed playing with my pussy!

Oh, I sure do! It's a lovely pussy!

 

[EroticRomanticMan]

Oh, I sure do! It's a lovely brillo pad![/QUO

Good for scrubbing things clean!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Good for rubbing myself on!

Why don't you go do that over there...in the corner.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Don't do that in the corner.

Yes, it's too hot in the corner. It's always 90 degrees.

 

[Stillstiff]

Yes, it's too hot in this room. You don't mind if I remove some of my clothing, do you?

You can take off anything you like as long as you don't mind me watching you do it.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You can take anything you like as long as you don't mind me watching you do it.

Where the fun in stealing when someone is watching?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Where the fun in masturbating unless someone is watching?

Well, in general it's hotter with an audience, but it can be nice on your own too.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well, in general it's noisier with an audience, but it can be nice to be loud on your own too.

Your neighbors must LOVE you....

 

[MausAss]

My neighbors must make LOVE to me....

And if they don't want to, what do you do then?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

And if they want to, what do you do then?

That eek isn't necessary....it is OK to be sexually wanted....don't be afraid to show her what you got....

 

[TomBoner]

That shit isn't necessary....it is NOT OK to be sexually frustrated .... don't be afraid to jack off in front of her....

I always knew you were a pervert there Jeff.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I always knew I liked perverts, Jeff.

I suppose there IS something exciting about them....

 

[TomBoner]

I suppose there IS something exciting about you....

Why thanks Jeff. I appreciate that.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Why thanks Jeff. I appreciate fine art.

I am not sure scrunching up a straw wrapper and putting some drops of water on it to make it grow is really art though...it was just a present for you Tom....

 

[TomBoner]

I am not sure scrunching up my butt and pooping some drops of shit on it to make it smelly is really art though...it was just a present for you Tom....

Uhhhhhhh ... that's ok Jeff. You can keep it for yourself.

 

[may_I_please]

Uhhhhhhh ... that's ok May. You can keep it to yourself.

What? You don't want my life story?

 

[MausAss]

What? You don't want to hear about all my shoe shopping adventures? I even tell all the useless details about, including info on all the shoes I didn't buy.

As interested I am in shoes, which is next to none, I'm even less interested about hearing about someone buying them, or not buying them. I don't care if you think it's interesting or not. I do not want to hear about it.