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[lakesailer_mi]

I like the smell of farts.

Usually, farts are like success, only your own smell good.

 

[MausAss]

Usually, skid marks are like success, only your own look good.

That's the worst analogy I have ever heard.

 

[Learin]

That's the best analogy I have ever heard.

Flattery will get you almost everywhere.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Flattery will get you into my pants.

Have I ever mentioned that Lyerin is an amazingly beautiful woman?

 

[MausAss]

Have I ever mentioned that I am an amazingly beautiful woman?

I bet you're 18, blonde and a virgin too.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Have I ever mentioned that Yellow Rose is an amazingly beautiful woman?

Well you have me blushing.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I bet you're 48, balding and a virgin too.

Hey! I have all my hair!

Well you had me at beautiful.

I only tell the truth.

 

[Learin]

Hey! I am bare!

I'm sure some women would prefer bare over hairy.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I sure prefer hairy chests.

Well, I have one!

 

[Learin]

Well, I have wants!

Me too!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Do you want me too?

Oh, I want you, baby!

 

[MausAss]

Oh, I want your baby!

I'm gonna be honest. I don't think you're a woman.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm gonna be honest, I think I'm really a woman.

So, like Bruce Jenner? You're going to change?

 

[Learin]

So, like you're going to have a weiner?

I haven't given much thought about it, but it sure sounds interesting.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I haven't given much head, but it sure sounds interesting.

I'd be happy to let you experiment.

 

[TomBoner]

I'd be happy to let you bite down on mine.

Why do you want somebody to bite on your penis?

 

[gypsyTX]

I want somebody to bite on my penis.

That sounds painful. Have you really thought this through?

 

[yellow_rose71]

That sounds wonderful. You have really thought this through.

Who don't want matching tattoos with Maus and Sailor?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Who doesn't want to have orgasms with Maus and Sailor?

Are you proposing a threesome?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Are you proposing?

No, I was just down tying my shoe.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I just want to be tied down.

I would be happy to help with that, I know lots of knots.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I would be happy to help, I know lots of knots.

A good sailor should. I do love a tight monkey fist.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

A good sailor should should fist my tight monkey.

Does that really turn you on?

 

[yellow_rose71]

What really turns you on?

A nice back rub, thanks for asking.




(I laughed out loud.... I knew I set myself up with the monkey fist.)

 

[lakesailer_mi]

A nice butt rub, thanks for the spanking.

(I screamed out loud.... I know I want the monkey fisted regularly.)

You really are kinky, I like that.