Edit

[jeff_is_smiling]

Dude, as long as you are, I'm surprised more school crossing patrol mom's aren't trying to get into your pants....

awww...geez....blushing here....

 

[Lia Monde]

Awww...GEEZ! Cumming here....

I never realized school crossing patrols were so arousing.

 

[multitalentman]

I've always fantasized about school crossing patrols. They are so arousing.

Naughty girl!

 

[badjanus]

I want you to dress me in a nappy an call me a Naughty girl!

I'm sure you do but this bear doesn't rock like that.

 

[multitalentman]

I sure you do wish you would rock this bear hard. I really like that.

Thanks, but I'm not a furry, and your a bit too forward for a bear anyway.

 

[badjanus]

Thanks, I'm really into furry, can I hump your leg? Sorry I'm forward but I am from the USA..

Sorry dude..a beer from this litser is as close as we will get.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Dude..For a beer for this litser I'm get as close as you want.

Wow! Your view changed quick.

 

[Lia Monde]

Wow! Your dick changed quick.

He was probably aroused by seeing your rose.

 

[multitalentman]

He was probably aroused by seeing your nose.

I am more interested in your pink petals.

 

[yellow_rose71]

I am more interested in your yellow petals.

Why, thank you!

 

[multitalentman]

Why, spank you! I mean me!

It would be my pleasure.

 

[yellow_rose71]

It would be my pleasure to give you a massage.

Again, why thank you

 

[multitalentman]

You want me naked Again? Ok!

Thank you!

 

[badjanus]

Would you please cover me in goose fat and dress me up like Shirley Temple, Thanking you kindly

I haven't got any spare mtm.

 

[multitalentman]

I haven't been able to use the words goose fat and Shirley Temple in the same post and I really need to get them off my hairy chest!

Well, It seems you have now. well done.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Well, It seems you have me over a barrel. Just make sure I am well done.

A tempting offer, to be sure. But maybe not exactly what I was thinking about.

 

[Lia Monde]

A tempting offer, to be sure. Exactly what I was thinking about.

I'll leave you two boys to your kinky barrel games. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[multitalentman]

I'll join you two boys in your kinky barrel games. May I be the barrel?

Great idea!

 

[37_ttej]

Great inches!

Yes, yes, you don't have to brag to everyone.

 

[multitalentman]

Yes, yes, you don't have to shag everyone.

No worries mate. There's plenty for everyone.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

No lube needed mate. There's plenty of room for that....

I am not into guys, and quite frankly, I am offended by your reference to my size. It wounds me deeply....

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Here let me give you a jump start

 

[Lia Monde]

I am offended when guys reference my size. It still penetrates them deeply.

Now, now, I'm sure everyone is quite adequate.

 

[37_ttej]

Snow, snow: I'm sure everyone has quite enough.

Oh, Vermont should be beautiful this time of year with all that snow.

 

[Lia Monde]

Oh, Velma should be popular this time of year with all that she shows.

[Velma?]

It's very cold to be showing all your assets.