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[jeff_is_smiling]

Dude that is HUGE!!!

Oh, you flatterer.....

 

[Little_Sister]

Oh, you flatterer... I love it when you when you use the centimeter side of the ruler instead of the inches.

You know that doesn't change's its actual size tho right?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You know that doesn't mean it'll fit tho right?

That's why God invented KY.....

 

[may_I_please]

Practice run. That's why God invented men first.....

yup

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I have always wanted to stalk you....

Oh, go ahead....one more stalker won't hurt....

 

[may_I_please]

Oh, go ahead....one more doughnut won't hurt....

Don't mind if I do

 

[mamasota]

yup, that's why we're "the fairer sex"

Not so fair when it's nowhere in sight

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Fairies are nowhere in sight

Yeah, they tend to hide well. Tinker-bell was too bold, that's why she almost died.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Yeah, they tend to hide in the well. Lassie is getting so tired of rescuing them.

Sometime I don't understand the twists this thread takes.

 

[MausAss]

Sometimes I just want to twist like we did last summer.

Yeah, that was great. Come on, let's twist again.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yeah, that was great. Come on, let's fuck again.

Dude, you have to be smoother than that. How about "I enjoyed spending time with you, I'd love to see you again" instead.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Dude, it has to be smoother than that. How about "I enjoyed spreading jelly on you, can I use jam the next time?

Don't you know jam is more lumpy?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Don't you know mouse is more lumpy?

Is that a good thing?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Is that a good thing to pick for dessert?

Yes, mousse is a better choice.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, Moose with butter, that's my choice.

WTF?!?! How did we get to Moose with Butter, is that like a dish?

 

[yellow_rose71]

WTF?!?! How did we get to Moose with Butter, is that even a real meal?

Yes, I subscript to Cooking With Rocky. He has soooo many moose recipes.

 

[Little_Sister]

WTF?!?! How did we get to Butter, is that like a Last Tango thing?

Yes!!! I loved that scene.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I prefer cooking Rocky. Rodents are soooo much tastier.

I think you have strange preferences, but I'm not going to judge.

Yes!!! I loved the BDSM scene.

And now we find the real reason she's here.

 

[Little_Sister]

I think you have strange preferences, but I'm not going to judge because I love animal lovin' too.

I am pretty sure that is illegal Lakey.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I am pretty sure that Lakey is the hottest guy here.

Wow, thanks, I'm terribly flattered, you're very sexy too.

 

[Little_Sister]

Wow, thanks, I'm terribly flattered, Let me buy you something obscenely expensive

Wow, awesome! If you insist!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Anal? awesome! I insist!

Yes, please, I'll go slow at first.

 

[Little_Sister]

Yes, please, go slow at first.

Lit just taught me about pegging a few days ago so I think Honey would be a better fit for the kind of anal you want. Sorry.

 

[37_ttej]

Lit just taught me about kegging a few days ago so I think money would be a better fit for the kind of anal you want. Sorry.

Ewwww!!I know there's probably a fetish thread for that, but still ...

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Lit just taught me about BDSM a few days ago, I think you would be a perfect fit as my Dom, I'll do anything you want.

I think you have chosen wisely, I'm firm but patient.