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[jeff_is_smiling]

I am not easy, but I really want it now.

I always knew that side of you would show through at some point....

 

[BreezySnow]

I always knew there was a fun side of you....

What made you think they may not have been?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

What made you think I might not have been interested?

When you put me on your ignore list for an extended amount of time....but I am just guessing...

 

[BreezySnow]

I am sorry I ignored you for so long, but I will try to make up for it now...

You ignored me? Didn't think I was fun?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

You stalked me? Didn't think I would notice?

I use the Klingon Cloaking Device - no chance you saw me stalking you...

 

[BreezySnow]

Ever hear of a Klingon Cloaking Device? I sometimes use it to stalk people.

Is that legal??

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Is that really you in your profile pic??

Yes...taken in Hawaii 3 years ago.....

 

[BreezySnow]

Yes I was in Hawaii 3 years ago.....

And you didn't take me with you?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

And you didn't take me forcefully?

Well, I wanted to...but you were quite drunk at the time...which explains your not remembering...

 

[BreezySnow]

Well, I wanted to ravage you but was afraid you would be scared away.

Depends on your approach, lol

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Depends on your oral abilities....

I see...well I'd enjoy showing you sometime...would you like a, "taste?"

 

[MausAss]

I see...well I enjoy showering sometimes...do you like someone who "showers?"

Eh, how often is sometimes and why did you put quotation marks around showers?

 

[BreezySnow]

Eh, how often is sometimes? Did you ever wonder that?

Yes I did, it is different for each person it seems. My sometimes could be more often than your sometimes.

 

[MausAss]

No I didn't, it is different for each person. My sometimes is more often than your sometimes.

Okay, glad you sorted that out.

 

[BreezySnow]

Okay, glad you sorted out the silverware drawer, who threw them all in there like that?

I don't know, but there is an organizer thing in there now so they can stay sorted.

 

[MausAss]

I do know, but I'm not telling unless there is an organizer in there now to sort it out for you.

Please tell me. I think I can understand even without an organizer.

 

[BreezySnow]

Please tell me. I think I can understand if you speak slowly.

How

slow

do

you

want

me

to

speak?

 

[MausAss]

How fast do want me to go?

Hmm, maybe just above the speed limit, but it depends on the weather and the condition of the road.

 

[BreezySnow]

Hmm, what kind of conditioner do you use for your hair?

I don't use just one kind, I change them around a lot.

 

[MausAss]

I like to use just one guy at a time, but I change them around a lot.

I understand, not much for threesomes then.

 

[BreezySnow]

I am not much for threesomes, I am a one woman man.

Sounds like me, but reversed, lol

 

[MausAss]

I rap like Eminem, but better, lol

I want to hear that, really bad. Bring on the rhymes.

 

[BreezySnow]

I don't want anyone to know, but I still read nursery rhymes.

Awww, which one is your favorite?

 

[MausAss]

Wow, is my favorite game!

I haven't played it.

 

[BreezySnow]

I haven't played games in a long time.

I haven't played a game in awhile, probably since winter time.