MausAss
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Oh!!! Damn you, why did you say that? No one should ever say that in the first place.![]()
Okay, I didn't know I wasn't allowed to say that. Geez.
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Oh!!! Damn you, why did you say that? No one should ever say that in the first place.![]()
Okay, I don't know what to say. Geez.
Me, me, meeeeeeeeeeeee is da best!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that's awesome, I wish I was the best too.Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, that's awesome, I am the best too!

Woo hoo, the rest can suck it, we are the best!!![]()

That's the spirit, so how many people do you want to beat up?![]()
Beat up? I don't want to beat anyone up, what gave you that idea?
I'm sure there is a dirty look to be found with that reply... oops, I forgot to edit
Feel the beat? I want to dance with anyone who, do have any idea how much I love dancing?
I like dancing. I'll dance with you.
Really? Every man I have met or talked to like to dance.![]()
You make me very excited about dancing with you!![]()
I only do lap dances.
I have never given a lap dance, but always wanted to try it.
Do ever forget yourself and almost starts to edit people posts in threads outside of this one?
I sometimes want to edit people in other threads, it's especially painful when there's such a good set up.
LMAO, That made me almost spit out my false teeth!!

I always wanted to make someone spit milk out of their nose, have you ever done that?

I made my slave do the splits last year, it was hilarious!!!![]()
Ouch! I just bit my tongue!
This crop should cause bleeding, bend over
Wow, I may need stitches!
They don't do stitches in tongues, do they?
No, you just have to let it rest. No using your hands for extra activities.
Well, that just is not right, I want them to fix my hose!