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[BreezySnow]

Anything your heart desires, beautiful.

Hmmm, how about a full body massage?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hmmm, how about I give you a full body massage?

Sure, I had one recently, but I'd love another.

 

[BreezySnow]

Sure, I would love to rub your body.

That is so kind of you!

 

[elli1]

i'm kind of bored right now!

yeah, me too.... anyone know a good joke?

 

[BreezySnow]

anyone know a good man?

Is there such a thing?

 

[makinmepurr]

Is anybody hungry? I made brownies....

Oh Breezy, I' d love some, thank you!

 

[BreezySnow]

Oh Breezy, I'd love to make you brownies...with or without nuts?

Oh, with please

 

[MausAss]

Oh, I'd love to suck on a pair of nuts please

I know there's a sexual pun to be made here, but I can't figure it out.

Anyway, I know this totally unrelated to what you just said, but you're free to suck on my balls anytime you want.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Anyway, I know this totally unrelated to what you just said, but you're free to suck on my boobs anytime you want.

What a generous offer! (Who told you about my thing for man-nipples? )

 

[elli1]

Who told you i have three nipples?

it definitely wasn't me, because I had no idea!

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

it definitely wasn't me, because I have a penis!

well, that's going to prove inconvenient.

 

[FingerBandit]

What a generous offer! (Who told you about my massive nipples? )

I do not discriminate against nipples of any size, shape, or color.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I do not masturbate upon nipples of any size, shape, or color.

I think you may be missing out. I understand it to be a very pleasant pastime.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I think you may be masturbating now. I wish I could join you in that very pleasant pastime.

So, you wanna watch is that it?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

So, you want my snatch, is that it?

*backs away quickly*

NOoooo, no, no! I don't swing that way, Sailer.

 

[BreezySnow]

NOoooo, no, no! I want to swing with you Sailer!

Swings can be fun!

 

[MausAss]

Swinging is so much fun! Oh, how I love orgies.

This thread makes me learn so many new things about the people on lit.

 

[may_I_please]

This thread makes me feel so many new things about my penis.

Oh do tell

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, may_I_please smell?

yes, but it'll cost ya twenty bucks.

 

[MausAss]

I sell myself for twenty bucks.

This one was too easy.

 

[may_I_please]

I like them to be too easy.

Tell us more

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

This one is good for squeezing.

Maus, are you getting fresh with me?

 

[wombat9966]

Get fresh with me People

Are you just lonely Wild?

 

[BurningMonkey]

Are you just jamming Wild?

No, but I'd like to.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Aren't you just lovely, Wild?

Fuzzy, you're such a flatterer!