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[MausAss]

OK Elli, here comes my full confession!

You made me fall in love with you with that last one!

I hope she feels the same way or this will be awkward.

 

[perkyT]

I hope Lake feels the same way about me or this will be awkward.

Ummm. Awkwarrrrrd.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm into Aardvarks.

Now there's a kinky fetish.

 

[elli1]

Now there's a kinky fish.

you're weird!

 

[perkyT]

I am someone's kinky fetish.

I knew you were special, SailorMan.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

you're wonderful!

Gosh Elli, I'm so flattered.

I think you need a special test, SailorMan.

yeah, I've been told that before.

 

[perkyT]

I'm sooo into weird:

There are plenty to chose from...

 

[MausAss]

There are plenty to choose from. Personally, I like refrigerator sex the best.

That's pretty weird. Is there another person involved or just you and the refrigerator?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm pretty weird. Is there another person as weird as I am?

You know, it's OK Maus, everyone here accepts you.

 

[perkyT]

You know, it's OK Maus, let's hug it out.

*closes the door to give this tender moment some privacy*

 

[lakesailer_mi]

*opens the door to let Lake come into my bedroom*

Here I come baby!

 

[elli1]

did you come, baby?

sorry to break it to you, but if you have to ask....

 

[lakesailer_mi]

sorry to break wind, but I ate beans for lunch....

Hey, you know, everybody farts.

 

[yellow_rose71]

Hey, you know, everybody farts.

Hey, do you know the way to San Jose?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Hey, do you know I didn't read the directions for this game?

yeah, we kind of guessed!

 

[BreezySnow]

Hey, do you know I belong in San Quentin?

What did you do?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

What do you want me to do?

Bend over and spread em...

 

[BreezySnow]

Move over and share the popcorn...

Oh, is it movie night? What we watching?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Oh, is it porn movie night? What we watching?

Why don't you pick for us.

 

[BreezySnow]

Why aren't we watching the Disney movie of Snow White?

Because this one is much more erotic

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I can make one that is much more erotic

OK, can I operate the camera?

 

[BreezySnow]

OK, can I operate the remote?

Yes, just don't hit pause too often.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, just let me please you often.

You're amazing!

 

[BreezySnow]

You're amazing! Where have you been all my life?

Right here, just had to say hi.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Right here, just touch me here.

Anything you need, beautiful.